beanie

:)

[goracememy]

[yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure]

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

[gwuwwy]

I regret to inform you that I am drawing

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[creekfiend]

people talk about how we need to bring back "don't feed the trolls" rhetoric for modern internet ragebait and I agree but also I think the most useful thing from the Old Internet that I miss is LURKING

be a lurker. just read things and think about them without feeling the need to weigh in or call out or disseminate everything you encounter. it's so nice and so freeing and it's a good way to learn things.

I have frequently regretted getting involved in shit that didn't involve me online but you know what I've never regretted doing? Lurking. literally lurk moar

[boybeetles]

Reblog to scrub my exoskellyyyy

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[parasocialanxiety]

9/11 could never happen today because it's January

[skatalite]

[punkitt-is-here]

fat tboys how does it feel to be the realest motherfuckers on earth

[punkitt-is-here]

[dat-soldier]

shadow of the colossus

[dat-soldier]

[huffylemon]

RIP yahoo answers

[the-real-seebs]

honestly, this was vital research. prior to Yahoo! answers, you would regularly encounter people saying "there's no such thing as a stupid question"

[ruinedchildhood]

[selkramazed]

I’m hung up over the piano lesson crab death trap

[jenjensd]

“I’m happy with the progress, which is why…” MotherFucker you better continue. Tell me more about Tako! Show me more performances!

[ruinedchildhood]

[dogpuppy]

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)