Get ready for uncomfortable laughter

💫21 and trying 💫 🖤Rum and Choke🖤

[programmedlove]

healing is different for everyone 🦋

[abulinq-deactivated20240112-dea]

it will

[jacquelindeleon]

✨🔮Amethyst🔮✨ ipad pro + @procreate . #illustration #witch #witchcraft #amethyst #crystals #artistsoninstagram #jacquelindeleon #ipadpro http://ift.tt/2BuG6Ez

[approvers]

[stability]

[c3rvida3]

So it’s been established that you’re a rogue, but I’m pretty sure you’ve multiclassed into something else as well...... druid, maybe?

I’m a douchebag warlock and my patron is Criss Angel. My bag of holding is just a real deep pocket in a pair of Tripp pants and I’m the worst.

[blck-xcvi]

[sixpenceee]

Between floral art and street art, the French artist Geoffroy Mottart enjoys styling statues with flowers, creating beautiful hair, beards and mustaches. An awesome project of urban interventions entitled Fleurissements, which seeks to revive the often forgotten statues that populate our parks.

[fuckyeahsubs]

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

[overthink]

[ponyregrets]

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

[chiefguideandcentre-deactivated]

I feel so attacked right now

[neutralmilk-deactivated20220907]

guys my humorless architect parents laughed at a meme for the first time today

damn i feel like the proud parent

[copperbadge]

Always reblog the Bauhaus Jesus. 

[the-real-seebs]

i am so proud of humorless architect parents finally learning to laugh. it is the true meaning of an arbitrary day near the winter solstice.

[mute4art]

[rootkit]

[spangledshieldsandsilverwings]

Gif stands for Graphics Interchange Format. when graphics is pronounced “JAFFICKS” Then I will pronounce Gif with a “J”

[karolinedianne]

^ This

[rougaroucojones]

It’s followed by an R of course it would be a hard g. But Giraffe is a soft g. Genius is a soft g. Gin is pronounced with a soft g too. GIF is I following a g, it would be pronounced with a soft g.

[radarmatt-deactivated20160828]

It aint Jif peanut butter though.

[rougaroucojones]

It would still be pronounced like that. The general rule is if the g is followed by an e or i, it’s soft g. U or a consonant is generally a hard g.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

I will DIE WITH MY HONOR

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Gear =/= Jear

Get =/= Jet

Gift =/= Jift

Give =/= Jive

In English, words with a ‘G’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ can be pronounced with either a hard ‘G’ or a soft ‘G’.

Words with Germanic roots such as ‘gear’, ‘get’, ‘gift’, ‘give’ (see above) are pronounced with a hard ‘g’ while words with Latin or Greek roots such as ‘gem’, ‘general’, ‘giraffe’, ‘giant’, are pronounced with a soft ‘g’.

So no, it’s not exactly a “general rule” that ‘g’ followed by an ‘e’ or an ‘i’ makes a soft ‘g’ sound. 

Additionally, “GIF” is an ACRONYM starting with a word that begins with a hard ‘g’ sound, so “GIF” is therefore pronounced with a hard ‘g’.

[dxscostick-deactivated20170429]

We fight with honor

[macleod]

[escsokovia-deactivated20151216]

[somewhatsomelikepoetry]

Dear lover,

Somehow you’ve taken everything I have and love with you the second you left.  My heart is not beating the way it used to, it doesn’t have a reason to beat. Because my heart used to beat for you, and only you. I can’t keep you out of my head, it’s making me sick. Not like a cold, I think I might be going crazy without you. I walk sleepless for so many days, I don’t want to sleep. Because when I sleep I see you, too many emotions rise and I wake up. I want to see you. Even though you are causing so much pain, I don’t sleep or eat the way I did.  My whole body is falling apart without your help to keep me up.  You were the one to keep me from falling, now you are gone and I can barely crawl

[u-r-home]

sometime in the near future you will wake up at 3AM beside the person you love most in the world; wearing next to nothing, you will touch their cheek and they will sleepily pull you closer. the sky will be pink and gold and reflecting onto your love’s bare back. you will feel safe and secure.