man this website sucks *comes back to it*

hi I'm Beryl! Bunny/Manatee hybrid furry • she/her • age: early 30s • icon by me!

[cuckinq]

When you enter a 100+ reply section it should auto-launch TF2 and load you into a 2Fort map with all the people from the replies arguing.

[strawberry-crocodile]

enter sandman is lame as fuck

[shadow-von-vamp]

mandela effect i SWEAR the first time i saw sonic the hedgehog he had red and black quills but everything else seems to suggest they’re just BLUE???

[shadow-von-vamp]

that’s crazy cause the first time I saw sonic in person i SWEAR he had grey quills

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[lychion]

She can be cool sometimes

[orthoscheme]

considers this

[orthoscheme]

girls say this yea

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you’re a sick fuck

[trangoldin]

[jerryterry]

Rating the current Pjackk clones

"pjackk":

got the original url, committed for the bit for less than 24 hours before vaguing about criticism, now only half-heartedly keeps up the act and isn't very good at it. Embarrassing, 0/10

Bonus points: considers pjackk a lesbian, a conclusion that could only be reached if your entire exposure to the character was via the shadows cast on the cave walls by posts about posts about pjackk. but it's a fun wrinkle in the way that a bad movie is better than a mediocre one. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"pjack":

couldn't get the original url but that didn't stop them. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: so far posts less than current pjackk. the posts aren't very good but at least they're keeping up kayfabe. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

"gjackk":

It's honestly kinda giving "blease dont think im racist"-era sandsverse fanblog vibes. Embarrassing, 0/10.

Bonus points: the only one of these blogs that feels even vaguely aware of the existence of tekken. using Gun Jack is a cute and fitting touch. unfortunately not enough to justify the blog's existence.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

[sizhens-deactivated20250415]

this is officially my worst post... god... i've lost everyuthing... fuck... fuck....!

[kingarniestar-deactivated202509]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST WAY TO FUMBLE SOMEONE

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[crowdokobolds]

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

tumblr is so in denial about how much it loves lolcow milking. it’s kind of hard for me to talk about this because 1.) it feels douchey to bring it up and 2.) i have some frayed nerve endings on the subject but like. i’ve had lolcow threads about me on kiwifarms. I read all of them. it’s all the same shit and often the same users (there are more queer leftists on kiwifarms then you can imagine). there is criticism, deserved and undeserved… and then there is lolcow milking.

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

[harry-trumans-dishwasher]

I don’t wanna Tommy’s too scary

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

“You think I’m scary? Scary how? Scary like a dracula?”

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[bunateeblogging]

While i agree with the sentiment, i think coming on tumblr to yell at them dang fandumb bloggers for single handedly perpetuating harry potter is missing the mark like i dont think people realize how popular hp is with like Normal people who dont use social media beyond going on facebook

Like i dont think every media company that has their grubby mitts in hp's pies that are reheating any ounce they have are marketing purely to tumblr user dumblesnape-whorecrux

[anton--rayne]

why one single racist white british author not ok but russia (148 million country with 28 million minorities) ok

[anton--rayne]

there isn't enough racial first world bans. where are they

[anton--rayne]

#takeaction

[jayeazywhat]

Proto Man Dropping Aug 7th ‼️