keep pushing me and im going to say the f word

and then, oh buddy youll be sorry.... (late 20s, it/rot/pup, 18+)

[crimewave420]

sure man

[crimewave420]

Boi gonna be tryin'

[loveletterworm]

Its still so funny that they even thought to put this in the game in the first place. Yeah sure to get 100% completion you have to actively break the terms of service on purpose. This is normal

[technicoloryuri]

Sorry boss I can't come in. I ate a girls ass and I got that parasite going around

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

call her ass taylor farms the way i'm tossing this salad 🍑🥗🚮

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[avakynx]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

AU where krypto the super dog comes to earth alone and isn't trained and just starts wrecking shit with his superpowers. krypto has zoomies; thousands dead. every 20 minutes he tries to hump a guy's leg and just fucking liquidates him. world governments wanna take him down but the USA is so in the grips of terminal dog people syndrome as a culture that the U.S. military won't let them and keeps designating the entire cities destroyed by krypto as acceptable losses. eventually doomsday shows up and the death of superman happens beat for beat except it's krypto and doomsday is specifically trying to fuck krypto to death because on his planet dogs are for fucking. & movie adaptation by zack snyder

[v-jane]

Was pjackk a victim of transandrophobia? He has been martyred by the righteous baeddels.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Good.

[lakemojave]

Reblog if you also hope that the Chinese people can eat delicious fruit

[dogpuppy]

[gothycollie]

[tempered-grace]

very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.

[dollgirllandsknecht]

She has over 4 megajoules of energy.

and this little lady is only 4 Calories

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[ntrider]

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[ntrider]

[forces you to drink it]

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

[ntrider]

look up "Saber" in google images

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

[ntrider]

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

[boyremover]

ello guys folks i am posting here from Europpe in our country ve do not do ze orchiectomy of l'tranny balls we prescribe cyprotone avec decapeptyl injection forever in our Socialized Medicine mit long waiting list. so the trannies who we have to make sure are harry benjamin scale kinsey 1 approved can produce many amazing chastity videos content for suicidegirls.de and still go to work in kinder egg factory

[draconic-daughter]

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.