Erin

Level 21 I love cats waaaaay too much

[ascensabyss]

[twocrowsinatrenchcoat]

Actual dialogue in the imperio quest:

Sebastian, after killing the spiders: Well that’s one less insect to deal with.

MC, with humorous tone: They aren’t insects.

Sebastian: Oh, don’t you start.

[aicosu]

I couldnt find the last energy drink so I screamed in front of a vending machine for an hour 10/10 game

[ostolero]

Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon

[connors-heart]

a synopsis of to be human

amanda: you can’t feel love, you’re literally a machine-

connor: ok bruh now when i put this android dick up in her guts i’ll be back to say i told you so you crusty AI bitch

[rockboci]

[gay-irl]

Bi🐸irl

[twincanine]

man how did they leave off the punchline of this tweet:

(https://twitter.com/perfectcows/status/1351277002876186627)

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

[pixel-connor]

Connor: can I say a bad word?

Hank: what?

Connor: can I say a bad word!!??

Hank: yeah

Connor [to Gavin]: you mothERFUCKING BIT-

[lowlaif]

Think about it: Hank was born 1985, even before smartphones were a thing. Just imagine him kinda being stuck in the early 90s, when computers first became relevant.

Hank: I can literally hear windows shutting down in your brain.

Connor: But I wasn’t constructed with any kind of window, Lieutenant.

Hank: nvm

[whitepeopletwitter]

[foxes-in-love]

[kilaroka]

[tinybed]

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

[coffee-with-bucky]

gavin: oh sorry i fell asleep while i was waiting on you to make me a sandwich

connor: gO bAcK tO sLeEp AnD sTaRvE

[mywinterivy]

Connor: *licks evidence*

Hank:

[incorrect-persona-quotes-but-gay]

Goro : Love is dead.

Makoto : You're literally making a valetines card for Akira.

Goro, pointing glue gun at her : You're on thin fucking ice.

[katribou]

jun flowers