werent you that guy on tv last night?

why yes i am that guy

[moosefix]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[bransonreese]

I tried to warn you

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

I just had the thought “hey if they’re cracking down on pornbots aren’t we all going to get swarmed with bots selling sfw but equally weird products” and sure enough

welcome to the new age

[carrionthrash-deactivated201904]

Pardon me @staff but are these not male presenting nipples

[demilypyro]

Well guys… we’re fine… so long as nobody was horny on main

[thecacklingcreep]

Question

[demilypyro]

No

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[theliberalstookmydrills]

[loreleywrites]

dragon-presenting nipples

[loreleywrites]

Bolas did this

[pissvortex]

man waking up from a 1 month coma on december 17th: oh fuck i gotta update my black and white porn gifs blog QUICK

[wayneradiotv]

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

[wayneradiotv]

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

[slimetony]

[raysipe1]

OMG. Noooooooo

[ommanyte]

a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour

tumblr.com:

[hostilemuppet]

[r00]

So Long Gay Bowser………..

[slimetony]

tumblr banning the horny is like closing the cemetary and putting the plague bodies in the river and soon bowsers thorny cock is going to be on your uncles facebook feed and suddenly he’s going to break out his notebook of erotic bara art next thanksgiving. So we’re gonna have to grapple with that.

[hungwy]

Tumblr we gotta protest. Send me your feet pics and I’ll mail them to tumblr headquarters to show them how we really feel

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….