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remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury
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reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water
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Holy fuck I didn’t ask to be a sobbing mess but here we are I guess
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By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip
Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.
Hey, I just wanted to say I really like your writing style and your "How they take care of you when sick" Headcanons with colossus and friends really made me feel lots better hehe! My cold feels a little weaker after reading something so sweet! Thank you!
Oh my goodness
You're too kind ❤
I appreciate you and your kindness, and I hope you feel better soon! ❤
Darling, Angel, Baby, & Love
Oomf.
Sorry it took me so long to see this, Anon ❤
This was for the nickname post:
Darling: (change my name, what would it be)
~I can't picture myself with another name, but probably something from Greek Mythology. 😍
Angel: (3 words friend's use to describe me)
~Funny, giver (I'm always giving someone something 🙈 like a gift or something), and icebreaker (I hate awkward silence)
Baby: (traits I look for in a friend)
~Good sense of humor, loyal, trustworthy. Basically, just be a good person and we gucci. 😂😎
Love: (do I start convos or wait for the other person to speak first)
~I hate awkward silence, so I tend to break the ice and crack a joke or something. I've been told that I'm really good at small talk, and that I can always start a conversation in any situation. 😂 haha Which I guess is a good trait? People tend to drag me along to events so I can be their safety net to avoid awkward conversations--which is always fun. Haha
take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat
Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.
Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…
I think I broke Harry Potter
So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?“ or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.
However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.
In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.
Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.
Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.
And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.
The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.
Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.
#the wizarding world prides itself on standing still#because they think they’re already at the pinnacle#but they’re not and one of these days they’ll find that out the hard way
“Oh, he just turns invisible? Right, we’ll get a SWAT team with heat vision goggles on it. You can expect your Dark Lord dead in about an hour.”
@pansexual-penguin-princess the muggle fandom is out for blood
I’m more heated that they referred to Arthur as “ some dipshit” Excuse you.
2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that
🌷Get to know the blogger asks: cute nicknames edition🌷
Darling 🌸:If you could change your name to something else what would it be ?
Honey 🌸:What are three words you would use to describe yourself?
Angel 🌸:What are three words your friends would use to describe you?
Peach 🌸:What song is your go-to comfort song?
Sweetie 🌸:What show/movie do you turn to for comfort?
Baby 🌸:What are the traits you look for in a friend?
Love 🌸:Would you automatically start a conversation with someone new or wait until they start a conversation with you?
Doll 🌸:If you could change something about your life what would it be and why?
Babe 🌸:What have you been thinking about a lot recently?
Buttercup 🌸:What’s a snack you can’t live without?
Beautiful 🌸:What’s your favourite thing about each of the seasons?
Cherry 🌸:What is your favourite type of weather?
Sunshine 🌸:What do you do when you’re trying to relax and destress?
Hun 🌸:What words do you want to hear most when you’re upset?
Dove 🌸:What trashy tv show do you secretly(or openly) enjoy?
Pumpkin 🌸:What is a scent you want people to associate you with?
Treasure 🌸:What is your favourite feature about yourself?