me

bitch lasagna

[konoko]

face reveal???

[justiceleague]

New look at Zoë Kravitz as Selina Kyle in “The Batman” (2022)

[jumex]

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

[curvesncurls-deactivated2017090]

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

[introxvertt-deactivated20161211]

he ain't shit

never mind he texted me back

[volatilequeen]

Nvm it was someone else. He still ain’t shit.

[croutoncat-deactivated20130803]

you think im makeup

without any pretty on

[straightboyfriend]

[blackpyrefly]

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

im like 2% cute and 98% single

[velleitat]

Can you be 100% mine?

[bloomgod-deactivated20140815]

no

[sixpenceee]

Artist draw Neanderthals as normal people | source

[paper-mario-wiki]

thinking about getting some coffee for energy because i have one friend who really likes coffee and i am an impressionable young man

what kind of coffee should i get that doesnt taste like doo-doo trash?

the only coffee ive ever had was the free coffee they gave to students in the morning at my high school before school started.

[paper-mario-wiki]

why is coffee so goddamn bitter i ordered vanilla cream and said “please dont make it bitter” and it’s still so bitter it hurts me

[palmer]

“uwah!! cweamy vaniwwa cowffee hurty!! úw—“

[paper-mario-wiki]

[aidashakur]

[bunn1bel]

im like hot now or whateva 🤠

[shopjeen]

[harryedward]

Boy: Hey! Me: (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[cuterobyn220-deactivated2019041]

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[studentlifeproblems]