-he’s the kind of guy that just gets swept off his feet by a woman
-him finally convincing you to go for a ride on his motor bike
-pressing yourself against his back while he drives you over the hills looking at the water and he takes you to a place that looks over the whole city
-first kiss would for sure include face cupping
-hearing about all his stories of being a journalist
-like this guy would just have a lot of interesting things to talk about
-and when you talk he just watches you with that smile of complete adoration
-just sleeping attached to each other
-waking up smiling every day cuddled to this bear
-he likes sleeping in and just groaning and pulling you back
-he’s dtf all the time yo
-he’s so in love with you that he can be so tender
-but lets be serious, this boy had a dark side even before venom
-so he can be rough if you’re into it
-Eddie travels sometimes for his job and of course there would always be a plus one
-we have to talk about Eddie’s hands and that ring tho, like big hands cover big spaces yo, he likes touching, your back, your ass, your tits, your face, your hair… he likes touching
-Eddie initially trying to hide you from Venom but he can’t and Venom forces Eddie to let him meet you
-Venom sees you and is just like “we love her.” and Eddie is like “yeah, we do.”
-Venom vows then and there that he will protect you with just as much ferocity as he protects Eddie
-it would be weird getting used to
-i mean… there’s an alien. and he’s there with Eddie through everything
-Venom can be a bit of a dick
-so you could be making out with Eddie and Venom would cop a bit of a feel yo
-lets be serious, if you’re reading this you’re probably into monsters so imma assume you’re down with this shit yo
-Venom helping Eddie’s relationship with you.
-”we should buy her chocolate.” “good idea but why?” “because it makes her smile. we like her smile.” “yeah, we do.”
-no one can fuck with you
-you’d probably be compatible with Venom too so if you ever got hurt Venom would heal the shit out of you
-”wow, she’s really good at that.” “Venom, this is me time.” “no its not Y/N’s here.” “okay, this is me and her time.” “i can’t just not look.” “then be quiet.”
-my friend thought it necessary to include “self lubricating monster penis”… “it probably vibrates too.” “and it would be your exact favourite size… because he can change it.” only if you wanted to fuck venom and Eddie though. if not, that’s chill too
-having to explain to Venom the difference between good and bad people
-”what are we doing?” “we’re eating her out.” “but Y/N’s a good person, we can’t eat Y/N!” “no… i mean like… fuck. we have to give you The Talk.”
-Eddie would hate it but Venom thinks the city is pretty from above so he just takes the two of you to the top of buildings for dates (Eddie crying internally)
-yeah Venom is protective as shit and freaks out anytime any guy looks at you or flirts with you in public, even though Eddie is confident in your love for each other
-”can we eat him?” “no he seems like a good person.” “he checked out our girlfriend.” “my girlfriend.” “our girlfriend.”
-Venom helping Eddie win you things at carnivals
-Venom likes horror movies
-Venom being huge ego, so on Halloween he goes out as himself and gets super complimented by his ‘costume’
-Venom and Eddie saying “we do” at your wedding
-So Eddie has cute pet names for you, like Beautiful, Baby, Honey. but Venom does not understand pet names, “why are you calling her Baby, is she not fully grown?” “okay i think i have this now, hello Perfectly Shaped Human.”
-”why are you calling her sweetheart?” “because she’s sweet.” “HELLO JUICY LIVER!” “thats wrong. thats just… wrong.”
-you know what man, life’s too short to not at least be slightly interested in monster fucking, lol, don’t judge me, you looked this shit up.
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gif credit @kinghardy so i am actually in love with this tumblr account. like, this person is amazing and they are such a joy to see come up on my dash every day. they very kindly gave me permission to use their gifs and i’m so grateful because we’re both Tom Hardy fans and they create amazing gifs that can then inspire me to write <3 <3 <3
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