Bites you bites you bites you

Bunny ✦ 31 ✦ He/She ✦ Polyam ✦ 🔞 ✦ Nsfw Sideblog

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[grogusmum]

[daylights-rain]

Yea ok, princess. It was kinda cute putting a collar with a bell on the little dragon, but at this point it feels a bit disrespectful.

Dont you think it's time to take it off of her? I mean rea-

She wont let you? Bitey beastie? Hmm. Well if the dragon wishes to jingle, then let her jingle.

[daylights-rain]

princess... if i hear one more report of "incessant jingling" coming from your bed chambers at night, i'm going to have to demand you give up your pet,

or at the very least remove the bell, come on girl, be discreet

[daylights-rain]

oh good roared, my fellow dragongirl, you were instigating this? were you TRYING to get thrown out with that bell stunt?

[pokefucker-mcgee]

Why... haven't I publicly lusted after Arbok???

Scales, long body, TWO DICKS, can easily wrap themself so tight around me while they fuck me... it's like perfection 🥵

[puppyfag420]

Pokephilia will save you btw

[puppyfag420]

It is your moral imperative to suck and fuck every single pokemon in your party by the end of the game

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans woman is going to top because of her genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans man is going to bottom because of his genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a nonbinary person is going to fill some sexual role because of their genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[gazeldhazel]

"slipknot"..? I thought the whole point was to lock it in..?

[f0restnympho420]

need to have morally ambiguous sex in the forest with some of my mutuals or i’m gonna pass away

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[moponpompom]

Sorry everyone it’s about klingklang

[pervycumslut]

i hope you have thoughts about me that you feel a little horrified or guilty about but only during the post-orgasm clarity after you jerked off to them

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

[traddykes]

i DO indeed want to hear about you jerking off to me and all the perverted stuff you thought of you must inform me about it expeditiously. how is it fair that you get to jerk off to me and i don’t get to jerk off to hearing about it 😒

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tastemyhoneypot]

wydm you dont sexualize me and fantasize about fucking me raw? i thought we were mutuals

[beemovieerotica]

hi maxine, yeah it's definitely not up to par with your barbossa fanfic

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture