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#PWHL #PWHL LB #Fleet LB #It's Technically Not A True LB But I WAS Watching It Live...Just...Playing A Video Game And Not On Tunglr #Also This Is NOT An Indictment Of/Attack On Any Specific Player #This Is Me Griping About How The League Touts Itself As ~~~“Caring About Strikes To The Head”~~~#And Then Having ZERO Consistency In Penalty Calls For When Players Take A Shot To The Head From A Stick Hand Or Elbow #(Never Mind How They Won't Require A Player To Get Checked Out If They've Taken A Headshot...)#All I'm Asking For Is Some DAMN CONSISTENCY That's All SMDH

It's okay, it's not like my primary team is unscathed (Alina whyyyyyyyyyyy), but also the beautiful, truly mighty Ducks dodging damage is amazing for me

#Sparkplug Speaks

Phase 2

#PWHL #Vancouver Goldeneyes

A goalie is going to get hurt, and I am going to find the refs that allowed it and rip out their jugulars

#PWHL LB

The funny part is, I literally jinxed it. I said "I don't think anything will happen in the last 1:30 of the period" then Zummie literally scored and then the C*rl elbow to the face that caused a fight

#PWHL LB #I Either Call It Perfectly Or I'm Completely And Utterly WRONG LMAO

Maddie isn't usually this aggressive, but after Stacey's shoulder came in on her mask, that's the second hit to her head in a short amount of time, and if she were on any other team, she would be able to rely on her own players to defend her, but because she CAN'T she has to do it herself

#PWHL LB #LOVE THY GOALIE MEANS ALL GOALIES

NO OT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

"Heaven is a Place on Earth" playing in Lowell, Massachusetts, I know that's right

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

JAIME LEE, YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

AND IT'S #1 AERIN FRANKEL FAN, ALINA MÜLLER

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

Well at least I know Boston is ready for the semis