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#PWHL #PWHL LB #Fleet LB #It's Technically Not A True LB But I WAS Watching It Live...Just...Playing A Video Game And Not On Tunglr #Also This Is NOT An Indictment Of/Attack On Any Specific Player #This Is Me Griping About How The League Touts Itself As ~~~“Caring About Strikes To The Head”~~~#And Then Having ZERO Consistency In Penalty Calls For When Players Take A Shot To The Head From A Stick Hand Or Elbow #(Never Mind How They Won't Require A Player To Get Checked Out If They've Taken A Headshot...)#All I'm Asking For Is Some DAMN CONSISTENCY That's All SMDH

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggerated at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh good tags:

#i have the rare joy of living in an area where the college team people care most about is women #but that also makes interacting with anyone not from here on the subject feel very odd #like wdym you only watch the men’s version of the sport. wdym you treat that as the default?? we root for our girls here

#I Literally Just Look At The People Teaching Me How To Hockey When They Say A Name And Just Outright State “I Don't Watch Men”#Most Of The Time They Just Nod And Say “Fair Enough” Lol But Some Of Them Are Perplexed #With Me Just Standing There In My Aerin Frankel Shirt And “Everyone Watches Women's Sports” Shorts

Why don't we have dislikes available on tunglr yet? I have a post that requires it IMMEDIATELY

#Sparkplug Speaks #You'll Excuse The MEN'S NAMING CONVENTIONS But When The WOMEN Do ANYTHING WEIRD/SILLY YOU GOTTA PIPE UP #LIKE SIR YOUR MISOGYNY IS NOT JUST SHOWING IT'S FULL-ON INDECENT-EXPOSURE LEVELS OF OUT AND ABOUT #YOU DON'T GET TO GRIPE ABOUT WOMEN'S TEAM NAMES BUT HANDWAVE AWAY SOME OF THE DUMB SHIT THE MEN'S TEAMS HAVE #GET OUT LEAVE RIGHT NOW #DRINK YOUR RESPECT WOMEN JUICE BEFORE YOU POST IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE'S AND EACH INDIVIDUAL TEAMS' TAGS FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

girlnumbers

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

#PWHL Las Vegas(?)

pwhl-mybeloved

#😍😍😍😍😍😍

Can't believe that my roommate and I traveled to a Bandits softball game, watched the entirety of the 6.5 inning game, and were almost home by the time the PDub draft completed

#Sparkplug Speaks #When I Say I Don't Mind Clown-Ass Hockey I Meant ON THE ICE #Also...Sirens Management...My Phone Line Is Open I Am Waiting For Your Call Up To Play Between The Pipes For You Lol

midwesticebird

Not that management would ever sign a goalie, but my roommate is offering their services to the Sirens.

#My Qualifications Are 3 Months Of Experience #Having A Total Of 2 Hours of Coaching With The Fleet Goalie Coach And Currently 1.5 Hours Of Coaching By CJ Jackson #And The Winningest Smile The League Could Ever See #Only Thing Is I'm 5'4“ And Have Been On T For 8.5 Years LMAO Think I Have Shot? XD

Here I am at the Bandits game wondering if I should pull on a hoodie cuz it WIMDY, and suddenly the GGOAT is in my discord inbox finally getting the recognition she FUCKING DESERVES HELL YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

#Sparkplug Speaks #The Trials And Tribulations Of Loving Women's Sports Is The Overlap Problem XD

It's okay, it's not like my primary team is unscathed (Alina whyyyyyyyyyyy), but also the beautiful, truly mighty Ducks dodging damage is amazing for me

#Sparkplug Speaks

Phase 2

#PWHL #Vancouver Goldeneyes

A goalie is going to get hurt, and I am going to find the refs that allowed it and rip out their jugulars

#PWHL LB

The funny part is, I literally jinxed it. I said "I don't think anything will happen in the last 1:30 of the period" then Zummie literally scored and then the C*rl elbow to the face that caused a fight

#PWHL LB #I Either Call It Perfectly Or I'm Completely And Utterly WRONG LMAO

Maddie isn't usually this aggressive, but after Stacey's shoulder came in on her mask, that's the second hit to her head in a short amount of time, and if she were on any other team, she would be able to rely on her own players to defend her, but because she CAN'T she has to do it herself

#PWHL LB #LOVE THY GOALIE MEANS ALL GOALIES

NO OT LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

"Heaven is a Place on Earth" playing in Lowell, Massachusetts, I know that's right

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

JAIME LEE, YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL CREATURE

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

AND IT'S #1 AERIN FRANKEL FAN, ALINA MÜLLER

#PWHL LB #Fleet LB

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