Life's random things

Kris he/him and they/them | queer | gender fluid | in my 20s | sometimes I play Trumpet | I am dead inside but at least I have a sense of humor | feel free to message me | side blog: @depressionandtrauma

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[juney-blues]

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

[markadoo]

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

[395nm]

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

[voskhozhdeniye]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

11pm - 4am: sleep

4am - ???: writhe

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

*putting blanket over a cat* be sealed for all time

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

*putting blanket over a seal* be cat for all time

[dragongirlbunny]

*putting a seal over a cat* be a blanket for all time

[gravlax34]

*putting a seal* I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

[thesituation]

sometimes looking at the juxtaposition of pay vs the job title on indeed makes me feel the dystopia in the air around me even more than i already do

[thesituation]

i showed this to my mom and she said “they’re probably both fake listings” and i think now, altogether, this post encapsulates the complete experience of job searching in 2026

[mousidy]

you buy a gaming mouse online and a mousegirl in a pizza stained t shirt comes in the mail

[frutee]

this is what i mean when i say the word girl itself is sexualized. the image that comes to mind with this kind of reference is a hypersexualized almost anime representation. and the joke itself comes from the objectification of women for entertainment for men, like a harem video game, or a manga where a "girl" gets delivered to your doorstep, and by girl its a hypersexualized, hyperinfantilized, hyperfeminine sex object

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

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[slimegirlwarlock]

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[goetic-justice]

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[transmortifried]

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[doggiedyke]

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[necromancelena]

Good job everyone, this one actually killed them. I'm so proud of you all.

[goldensunset]

i know in my heart of hearts that within the pokémon universe it’s all the really cute popular marketable pokémon that have the most irresponsible trainers. small dog syndrome ramped up to a whole new level. that is not a toy that is a lifelong commitment. ma’am please keep your untrained sylveon in its pokéball inside the store. no that is not a service pokémon it wouldn’t be using moonblast on everything if it was

[goldensunset]

sir! sir!!! your pikachu is decimating the ducklett population at the pond and you aren’t even looking! you are NOT ash ketchum you are NOT gonna catch ‘em all because that involves trade evolutions and you have NO friends!!!

[goldensunset]

ok literally. that palafinstagram mom who posts pictures of her rowlet not understanding it’s displaying distress behaviors making fun of the cool person whose best friend is a solosis or rellor or unown letter f

[warrior-kitty]

if one more middle aged mom tells me that i should’ve kept my raichu a pikachu because ‘she’s much cuter that way’ i’m sending out my full team and throwing hands right there in the starbucks

[porcelain-dollbones]

i don't really like it when western mythological terms are applied haphazardly to essentially unrelated ideas. this is a completely lost battle but a lóng is really not a dragon, it is its own thing with only surface level similarities

[porcelain-dollbones]

i especially dislike many works that try to fold all sorts of different mythologies into a single consistent schema because they tend to heavily privilege western conceptions in doing so- see 'dragonology' books twisting basically every mythical reptilian under the sun into the mould of 'a species of dragon', implicitly centring the beowulf-style firebreather as the default from which all other mythologies derive, or basically anything that does worldwide vampire bloodlines

[porcelain-dollbones]

relatedly a qílín is not a unicorn, a fènghuáng is not a phoenix, and a jiāngshī is not a vampire, and it can impede understanding when they're approached from the standpoint of being the 'chinese version' of these concepts from western myth

[fallout-lou-begas]

Estrogen could have saved Harry Osborne. I'm serious.

[fallout-lou-begas]

Hey Harry I've noticed that the crushing prison of Manhood and the trying to live up to the expectations of your insanely evil father -- that you've psychologically resorted to idolizing instead of letting yourself begin to question -- have warped you into a desperate, manic, and self-destructive person who compartmentalizes his personality because, on the one hand, you're crushingly vulnerable and afraid and want nothing more than to be loved safely, but on the other hand, you feel compelled by your upbringing to violently avenge the father who you believe sacrificed everything to ensure your livelihood because That's Just What Men Do. anyway i've got a "goblin serum" that you should try. 8mg subcutaneous

[fallout-lou-begas]

can anybody fucking hear me

[fallout-lou-begas]

repressed trans women who feel like they have never been genuinely loved for who they really are inside, for their taboo and emasculating weaknesses that they can never admit, will literally put on their father's supervillain costume if nobody tells them that they can just be a girl. this is why you have to reject the egg prime directive. otherwise you get little goblin jr

[blackarachnya]

autobots. lez out

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

@mic-row-ave

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm going to go to sleep in my bed for 400 hours

[boxeater2000]

Butchness is not separate from femininity.

Butch and femme are political identities. I see a lot of posts that celebrate femmes who don't present the way society wants them to or says they should because of the label they use. I love the femmes who don't adhere to the made up rules that society has created.

But I also love the butches who do the same.

Butches, your butchness is not defined by how masculine you are. If you wear a dress, then you are simply a butch in a dress. If you like to wear high heels, then you are one tall fucking butch in those heels. Your identity is not defined by how masculinely you present at every given moment. I am just as butch when my femme is baby talking me or when I'm whiny because I have a cold. I am butch in every moment of my life, no matter what, because that is my gender and my identity.

You do not lose your butchness in the moments where you do not feel masculine. If anything, you are even more butch because you are rejecting the status quo of gender. Butch and femme are gender identities in which the dykes who identify with them do not express gender "properly." The way gender is dictated is not something these identities follow.

Butches have historically been ostracized for their masculinity, and that destroys me because it feels as if so many of us are now afraid to rejoice in anything deemed remotely ‘feminine’.

For so long I was fearful of what being ‘non-masculine’ would mean in regards to my gender. But guess what? It means nothing. It means I am butch and I enjoy the colour pink sometimes, and that I love littlest pet shop.

Your femininity does not make you less butch, and your masculinity does not make you more butch.

You are just butch.

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[wibbly-wan]

[qvarr]

Last but not least, here is Farosh! I really wanted to draw her in stormy weather so I could draw her with lightning and play around with the colors! I am so happy with how she turned out and the the whole set as well. Hope you folks like it!

[map9810-blog]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Gay guys in their 30s dgaf theyre like im level 31 and a dark type trainer 🤓 plant dad. Gay guys who are in their early 20s are like im in my brat era and they think theyre cool for it and different than the 30 year old pokegays. Me well i just want to get dicked down again =/