Laos: Slow Boat, Luang Prabang, Vang Vieng, Vietiane
A lot of laughing out Lao(d). Â
Slow Boat
Wednesday, February 19
Nicole and I are supposed to be picked up from our Super Mom Guesthouse between 6am and 6:30am. We had our alarms set for about 5:40am and I go to the bathroom. While in the bathroom, I hear the dog across the street barking, just as it had done every time we came in or out of the house, so we both jump into action. Nicole was ready to go by the time I came out of the bathroom, and halfway downstairs. We get down there and no one is there. Â We wait and wait and wait. I say to her, âDonât you have to pee first thing when you wake up?â She finally goes back into pee. We consider texting the Super Mom to ask her whatâs going on at about 6:35am. Just then, a guy pulls up in his car, I show him our receipt, which he doesnât seem to care about.
We donât have much idea whatâs going on, but drive around the corner, thinking weâre at the bus stop to take us to the border and I say, âWell, jeez we could have just walked here.â Â Really, weâre just picking up another girl, Jana from her hostel, who was equally as worried as we were that she had missed the transportation. Our driver picks up some phone call and then we do a drive by with a guy in a shuttle and our driver gets some cash from him. Â Then we stop into a gas station for a gas and a 5-minute break. Our driver gets out and we start talking in the car, all equally as confused where the bus is that is supposed to take us to the border and wonder if weâre being kidnapped. Jana mentioned she saw people in the shuttle that she had recognized and wonders if maybe the shuttle was full. Once our driver returns, I ask him if heâs taking us to the bus, and he says no, heâll take us all the way to the border. Weâre all quiet happy with this, as we donât have to move and can get comfy and sleep better in the air conditioned car. Â
We arrive about two hours later at the border of Thailand and Laos at Chiang Kong, Thailand. Â Our driver gives us some badges to put on, so the driver on the other side can spot us. He also gives us the exit paperwork for Thailand and entrance paperwork for Laos. We were pretty thankful for his guidance as a lot of other people coming in were extremely confused. We get our exit stamps and then he tells us to wait for this bus, which will leave in about 15 minutes, and he hands us a ticket for the bus, but would have been another fee if we hadnât paid upfront. This bus takes us across the Friendship Bridge, a 10-minute journey that you canât walk or bike across even if you wanted to. We get off the bus and wait in a line in Huay Xai, Laos immigration building. Thereâs a list of prices for the visa depending on your nationality, the U.S. is $35. I had over my passport and two pictures of my face and then he passes it down to his friend, where I pick it up at the next window. Â Then we continue through immigration, pay some guy. Â I had about $100 in U.S. money and the guy would not accept most of the bills because of a small pen mark, tear, or other small defect. He took the last $35 that was worthy. Upon exiting and waiting for everyone else, we were put on a tuk-tuk (another cost we didnât have in incur) and driven to an office where they allowed us to buy lunch, exchange money, buy snacks, book their accommodation in Pakbeng, and buy sim cards, all while telling us they didnât serve snacks on the slow boat (they did, and they took my Thai Baht). I found this extremely infuriating and felt like it was a total rip-off. I had read enough to know not to book their accommodation and that it was much cheaper to book it yourself. They seemed like they were being helpful, but the more they pushed us to book with them, the more mad I was for them trying to take advantage.
After 30-40minutes at this âofficeâ they drove us in the tuk-tuks to the Huay Xai dock where a slow boat was waiting for us, mostly full already. Nicole, Jana, and I ended up in the very last row of the boat, which is considered the worst place to be because the motor is so loud. Â We threw our bags in the massive pile with all the other bags in the motor room. And snuggled in for our seven-hour ride to Pakbeng.
The scenery was beautiful, and every time I looked up from my book, it was different. Â I took a nap. And I was able to get a beer. Â A bunch of the backpackers had started hanging out in the tail end of the boat with music. It was fun to hang out with them a bit. Â Before I knew it, we had arrived in Pakbeng.
Janaâs phone had said our hostel was an hour walk away. Mine said it was about one kilometer, which it was. Â We even took a shortcut up a hill. The three of us shared a room, albeit very sketchy, but it had a shower. We first went to an ATM that luckily worked for Nicole and I, as it did not work for a bunch of other people. Then we found a restaurant to eat in and bought a lot more snacks for the next day, including the best banana chocolate chip muffin Iâve ever had.
Thursday, February 20
This town is nothing but a stopover for the slow boats that come through the town, so we went back to our hostel. Our slow boat the next day was leaving at 10am, so we got up around 7:30am to watch the elephants bathing in the river across the way (a side perk that we learned about on arrival), eat breakfast, and order lunch sandwiches to-go. After paying and then walking down the street to get cold beers for the journey, I ran back to the hostel as I had left my kindle in the bed. Very thankful that I remembered it, as it would have been a very long day and year without it! We were some of the first group on the boat, and this day our bags went under the floor of the boat, therefore inaccessible. We sat with Jana behind us and discussed turning out seats (like airplane seats that were connected to each other but not attached to the floor) around so we could face each other. A few minutes later, some guys joined us, making a group of six. Nicole and I turned our chairs around 180 degrees, while Jana and Steven turned their chairs 90 degrees, and we had a nice little half-circle with Leon and Aaron. Â
This day went a lot better, as we could actually hear ourselves talk. We played some card games and had a lot of snacks during the seven-hour ride. Nicole booked another dorm room for the two of us and Jana stayed at the same one (I still didnât have a sim card). Â We arrived about 10 kilometers away from Luang Prabang, which I had read was where we were meant to get off, ya know, so we can all pay these tuk-tuk drivers to drive us into the town that the boat could have dropped us off in. Â
I had read that we should walk away from the dock and to the major road about 100meters away and the tuk-tuk would be able to negotiate for a tuk-tuk half the price. Nicole and Jana were all for this idea until they saw the 100 meters of road in front of them with no cars and turned around to pay with everyone else. I was determined and confident though. Everyone passed me in their tuk-tuks as I walked to the road, but as soon as I got there someone stopped in a tuk-tuk. Â He was too much. Â The next one came along and after haggling a bit, I got in. Another man and his wife were in the tuk-tuk and he spoke enough English to tell the driver where I was going. The driver drove right past my hostel though, so I figured we were dropping off the other people first. Then he stopped and wanted me out. He drove a little more and got me a little closer and I said he should take me to my hostel. Â He did not, but he gave me the original price I had bargained for and I got out and walked the last 100meters. Â I arrived, maybe 15 minutes after Nicole and Jana. Â
Luang Prabang
Jana was hanging out by the pool with another girl from our slow boat, Celene from Switzerland. Â After hanging out for a little bit, we all went to get food together at a place Celene had found. Â We were joined by a couple she knew, and then Tanja from Germany. Â The food was amazing and so cheap, yet Iâm not sure the restaurant has a name. After dinner we walked around the night market, which at this point, as pretty much the same stuff as all the other Asian markets. Â It was more merchandise than food, but Nicole and I shared the largest cup of sugar cane juice ever for $1. Â
We went to the bar nearby our hostel, Utopia. It was a very comfy, but massive bar with cushions and bean bags all over the floor to sit on. We all hung out there for a while, meeting up with the guys from our slow boat before we were all kicked out and headed home. Â
Friday, February 21
The group had discussed all going to the waterfall together in the morning. Â I had kind of wanted to sleep in for a day and relax, but sure enough, I was up in time to go. We walked out the street and quickly found a tuk-tuk for the six of us that would take us to the waterfall, butterfly garden, and Buffalo Grove Ice Cream for the same price as the our hostel would only take us to the waterfall. Â
We piled into the tuk-tuk and drove about 40 minutes to the Kuang Si Waterfall while our driver waited for us. He collected money from us to pay the National Park fee. Â The path to the waterfall went by a Moon Bear Sanctuary, which was unexpected but cool. Â We passed the first lagoon and went to the top of the waterfall before coming down the other side and then going for a swim in the lagoon. Â We all jumped off the big tree that says no jumping. Â There was also a very cool swing at the top of the waterfall, hanging just over the water. Â
We walked back found our driver playing cards for money with a bunch of other guys. Â We could figure out what game they were playing though. Â
Then we drove to the Butterfly Garden, where we got a little refresher on the life cycle of butterflies, saw them in all stages, and dunked our feet in the natural fish spa for a few minutes. We werenât there long before going to get ice cream made of buffalo milk. Â The couple that owns the place started it as a mid-life crisis and rents the buffaloes from locals to get the milk. They had some funky flavors like basil, lemongrass, and black sesame. Â
The group went back into Luang Prabang and hung out for a bit, getting a late lunch at a nearby restaurant with lots of games and a pool table. A couple of us left to go rest after lunch, but met up again later at Utopia. After getting kicked out of Utopia again at 11pm, we went bowling, which is apparently where everyone goes because it was almost full when we arrived. We played one game and all found out Nicole is secretly a boss at bowling. Â Then we took a tuk-tuk back around 2am and walked to the Night Market again to find very little open, but were able to get some sandwiches and crepes for late night food. Â
Saturday, February 22
In the morning, I slept in, hung out, took my laundry up the street to be done by the corner shop. Â I wandered around Luang Prabang looking in different shops, I bought a dress. And found a postcard for my collection. Â I walked pasted a few temples and hung out by the pool for a bit.
We then all met up to cross the bamboo bridge, check out a jewelry shop on the other side of the bridge, and then walk up Phousi Hill to watch the sunset. Â It was definitely crowded up there, but the sunset was beautiful. There was an older man sitting next to me and after hearing him describe the sunset to his blind wife, I thought âMan, thatâs the sweetest thing ever.â
We grabbed dinner at a nice restaurant with 2-for-1 cocktails and in typical Asian fashion were all served at random times, so some of us were done before others had their food. Â
Sunday, February 23
In the morning, the girls- Nicole, Jana, Celene, and I got up early to watch the offering to the monks. Â It is supposed to be one of the best places to watch as there so many monks that come here. Â I found out later, itâs a huge tourist thing, and the monks give most of the food they receive to the homeless kids because the food is inedible for whatever reason.
I went back to sleep, while Jana, Celene, and the guys left to head north. I walked to a silk museum, called Ock Pop Tok Living Craft Center where I got a private tour until a French-Canadian couple joined me. Â We saw all the worms that make the silk, where all the looms are, and the store, where each item has a tag about the woman that made it, along with its very high price. You can also take a class there to dye or weave your own piece. Â I also tried to go to the UXO Visitorâs Center, but unfortunately it was closed. Â
I found out I had bed bugs again and after telling the front desk was able to use their dryer for free. It was all clean, so I put everything I owned in there, and even switched out the clothes I was wearing to put those clothes in. Â I was in a mad dash as I was trying to let it be in there as long as possible, but I also had to pack it all back up to make my bus to Vang Vieng at 2pm. Â I made it just in time, and was took everything off the table that I was sitting at and shoved it into my small backpack. Â I kept thinking that Iâve got my phone, passport, computer and Iâm good.
Sure enough, 30 minutes into the bus ride I turn to Nicole and tell her I left my journal and phone charger on the floor of the table where everything else had been sitting. Â I was so disappointed for leaving them, and couldnât do anything about it until arrived in Vang Vieng and I got wifi again. Nicole messaged the hostel to see if the front desk could pick them up. Â We didnât think anyone from the hostel would take them, especially the journal full of ticket stubs from the previous seven months. Â We made a pit stop along the side of the road for everyone to go to the bathroom. Â It was the most scenic bathroom stop Iâve been on. Â We made a separate stop for some food and I got some noodle soup and ice cream.
Vang Vieng
I arrived at the hostel, which I had also messed up the booking for, and booked two nights starting the next day, but they had no problem changing it for me. They let me borrow their phone. Â The hostel in Luang Prabang didnât even have the right phone number listed. Somehow I figured this out and finally got through to them and they said to email them, which was honestly easier. Â I emailed them and never heard back. A guy in the hostel overheard me talking to the front desk and on the phone and said his friend was still at that the same hostel (itâs a popular route to go from Luang Prabang to Vang Vieng or vice versa). Â He asked his friend to check if the stuff was still there in the common area or with the front desk. The friend, Ari would be coming to Vang Vieng the next evening. Â
With nothing else I could do at this point but wait for Ari or the front desk to get back to me, I went to meet up with Nicole and some other friends we had made on the bus to Vang Vieng, Georgia, Cal, Jess, and Rebecca. Â It was the most Americans I had been with since starting to travel. Â We had a couple beers together, but I was still distracted and went home after a couple.
Monday, February 24
In the morning, I started WhatsApp messaging the hostel in Luang Prabang and calling them repeatedly, all while trying to respond to messages from Rebecca about renting a scooter and driving around Vang Vieng to the different lagoons and spots together. Â I decided to try and enjoy the day. I rented the scooter for Nicole and me to drive around from my hostel and met her and the others at Rebeccaâs hostel, we were all over the place. Â
Our first stop was the Tham Xang (Elephant Cave), which was the furthest stop. We found a parking lot for our four scooters and then promptly asked to pay by some lady. There were two bridges in front of us and a man waving us over to come and pay to cross the bamboo bridge. We all knew there was a bridge we were going to have to pay for and figured this was it. Â This was the stupidest thing we did all day. We could have just walked across the other less pretty bridge without paying and none of us would have cared. But alas, we paid about $2 and walked into the Elephant Cave and there was a little elephant on the wall made out of stalagmites and a huge Buddha. Â
We are then led by our self-elected Laos tour guide to Tham Nam (Water Cave). We also had to pay to get into here, but it included everything we didnât know we needed. We were like little lambs. We asked some people coming out of the cave and they said we didnât need life jackets unless we really wanted one and couldnât swim, but we did need the helmets with lights attached. Â We put all our stuff in lockers, changed into our swimsuits, and got into our tubes, with our guide leading the way via the suspended ropes. Â We head into the cave on our tubes with our lights on and start pulling ourselves along the rope. Â It took us about 30 minutes to reach the end and we had to get out of our tubes and walk a couple times. At one point the rope ended and the guide just kept leading us back. We all agreed we would have just finished there, but somehow trusted this random guy that didnât speak any English. When we left the cave, we took turns swinging out over the pool of water on this giant swing made out of an old tire. Then we ate lunch and dried off changing out of our swimsuits. Â The guide wanted money from all of us, go figure. Â
They had wifi here, so I was able to see that the hostel finally texted back and said my friend had my stuff, but didnât give me any more information than that. Â I wasnât sure if this was Ari or another person and if they were on the morning bus or the 2pm bus that I had been on. Â
Then we walked to the Tham Hoi (Snail Cave). Georgia (G) didnât want to go in due to her fear of snails, but there was not one snail in there. The trail in the cave apparently goes about 5km to the other side of the mountain, but we only went back about 1km with this dog now as our guide. We all turned off our lights and sat in complete darkness with Nicole leading us in a meditation. Â
We looped back around to where our scooters were parked and drove off to Tham Phu Kham (Blue Lagoon 1), where we drove over the bamboo bridge that we did indeed have to pay a toll to get over. Â This is said to be the most touristy lagoon in the area. Â It may have been because it was later in the afternoon, or that tourism was down overall, but I didnât find that there were that many people there, and the six of us were more than half the people swimming. Â We hung out here for an hour or so, getting smoothies, jumping out of this tree about 15 meters up, and jumping off a swing that would propel you into the water. Â Cal did a flip off the tree into the water, which was cool. Â
I wanted to go up to another one of the lagoons as I had read Blue Lagoon 3 was one of the best. Â However, we didnât have much time before sunset. Â Rebeccaâs friend had said this hike up Nam Xay Viewpoint was easy and mostly stairs. Â Those of us in flip-flops thought, no problem. Â It was not mostly stairs. We got to the top very tired and sweaty and had just done some light bouldering. However, the view was amazing. Â There were a fair number of people there, but with a 360 view it was worth it. There were two motorcycles at the top, each with a Laotian flag for people to sit and take pictures on. Shortly, after the sunset, we headed down, not wanting to get stuck bouldering down in flip-flops in the dark. We scootered back over the bridge and Jess almost drove off the edge, which Iâm still not really sure what she did to do that. We all went back to our respective hostels to shower.
As soon as I got back to the hostel, I had a message from Mattias, the guy from my hostel telling me his friend had my stuff and he was on the 2pm bus. Â I texted Ari and he was about 15 minutes away from Vang Vieng. Â I met him at the bus stop and awkwardly called out his name in front of the 12 or so passengers. Â I was extremely thankful, but he said his backpack did all the work and I offered to buy him a beer later. Â
I then hurried off to meet the gang for dinner at a nicer restaurant. Â I finally got some congee that I had been looking for and it was delicious. Jess and I stayed talking for a bit and everyone else went for a beer at Milan Pizza. As we were leaving, I ran into Ari and Mattias from my hostel and ended up joining them for the rest of the night at a couple bars.
As I was walking home, some random Laotian dude was following me, so I crossed the street and pretended to be on my phone to let me get further ahead of me, but he kept looking back at me. As I turn the corner, some guy on a scooter comes by and stops right by me asking if I wanted a ride to my hostel, he seemed to be totally aware of the situation going on and I asked him if the guy does this all the time, to which he responded, âOnly when heâs drunk.â Â It was less than a 30 second ride, but far enough to escape the creepy drunk stalker. Â
Tuesday, February 25
I didnât do much in the morning, but sign-up for tubing through my hostel. Â There was supposed to be three of us going plus the girl that works at the hostel, but she was sick and then the other girl also felt sick and her friend stayed behind with her. I got some roti from a street vendor down on the main road and then went to look for a dry sack and got a pretty good deal on one, after shopping around. I went back to the hostel hoping there was some activity going on before the tubing, but since the coordinator was sick, there was nothing. I got a sandwich from another street vendor with the girl that wasnât sick and would have gone tubing with her friend. Â
Finally, the tuk-tuk pulled up around 1pm. Sure enough, Georgia and her two friends, Harry and Jeff were there. Another two girls were picked up from the hostel next to mine. We went by an office and Leo and Franzi, both from Germany had to pay. Georgia hopped out and got some beers and soon enough, we were all drinking in the back of this tuk-tuk on the way to the drop-in spot.
It was only about 100meters of us in the water with our tubes before we pulled up to the first bar.  This was probably the most fun as they had some games we could all play like stack cup (flip cup but harder as you stack the cups, so itâs an ever growing tower to bounce the cup into) and beer pong. After a little while here, we floated down to the next bar. We were greeted with shots by the owner. There was sprinkler on the basketball course.  We didnât stay here very long, but then skipped the third bar and went to the fourth. I donât remember much of this bar, but floating a very long way down the river, throwing up in the river, which turns out to be an excellent place to vomit. Our tuk-tuk driver was waiting to pick us up. I was way behind everyone, as I was just enjoying floating and not going too fast. Â
We were all driven back to our hostels and showered and then next thing I know, I got a message from Franzi to meet for dinner on the other side of the town. Â I got some water and food in me and felt much better. We went to a nearby bar which was giving away free drinks from 10-11pm to get people to come there. We played a game of beer pong until 10 and then enjoyed the free drinks. Â My other friends, Mattias and Ari showed up, as well as Cas from my slow boat ride. It was so nice seeing all these familiar faces. Â The group from yesterday, except for Georgia, had down their own thing, scootering around again. After most of my group went home, so did I, it had turned into a long day.
Vientiane
Wednesday, February 26
There were buses almost every hour from Vang Vieng to Vientiane, so I slept in, but still caught a 10am bus, a tad hungover. We had a rest stop for 15 minutes and I got some grilled corn and grilled meat, as well as some lemon smoothie. Â
I knew there wasnât a lot to do in Vientiane, as it is the capital city, so itâs a lot of Business District, so I used the opportunity to rest and catch up on some things. Â I watched some tv and booked a flight south. After a bit, I went out for a walk and to get some food. Â I walked up to a monument, Patuxai. There was a sculpture behind it of four elephants made entirely out of pieces of chinaware, which was cool. Â I also walked into a park and past the Presidential Palace.
Thursday, February 27
This would be only full day in Vientiane and I felt a little more energetic today. Â I had breakfast at the hostel, and then walked to the COPE Visitorâs Center, which is a museum dedicated to the history of bombings in Laos and its related disabilities. I walked into Joma for lunch, a spot Keith recommended for a bagel and lox. On the way back to my hostel, I got a pedicure, knowing Iâd be on a beach in the foreseeable future. Â
At night, I went along the night market and enjoyed watching some ladies do Zumba by a rainbow fountain. Â I enjoyed the sunset over the river with some food from one of the vendors at the market. Â
Friday, February 28
I had asked the front desk the previous night the best way to get to the airport and they said they could arrange a tuk-tuk for me. Â I asked them about the bus that was showing up as an option on google maps and they said, oh yeah, but then you need to leave extra time as it only comes once an hour. I asked how much the bus was and it was a third of the cost of the tuk-tuk! I walked to the bus stop in the morning, getting stopped twice if I wanted a tuk-tuk in the five minute walk. I arrived at the bus stop and it showed up a couple minutes early, so I was glad to be standing there. Â I was the only one to be dropped off at the airport, but without any problems getting there, I was glad to not spend the extra money on a tuk-tuk. Next stop: Phuket, Thailand!