noxalas!

no strings, we keep pretending im soup / 28 yrs old / canada

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[lostxanadu]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[startrekdeepspacenine]

[skeluigi]

free him

[ruinedchildhood]

him free

[kunaigirl]

Ok but why did Texas Monthly Magazine just casually make some of the most gorgeous King of the Hill art I've ever seen (X)

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[firewalkwithmedvd]

speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

[trismeowgistus]

torn between astonishment at how stupid this is and a momentary breathless giddiness at the idea of somehow creating a psyop among conservative americans where we create a moral panic over sex for procreation.

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her

[squeakitties]

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

💀💀💀💀💀

[relelvance]

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

[coughloop]

How do you think the dark empathy got in

[softichill]

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[allthingsgrow]

the best part of that david lynch interview is this: 

[kickerofelves]

update: he made the table [x]

[catsofinstagram]

[ya-wn]

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

[iamprophet4profit]

*boston accent*  “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”

[destroyscythe-heck]

Here he is all grown up!

His name is Maui and he still takes a pat like no phrawblem

But he’s still giving you the stink eye because he’s actually a New York bodega cat at Willy’s Deli in Brooklyn and you know how New Yorkers are about Bostonians

That’s a great cat right there

Also his whittle white peety paws 😍😍😍

[fluffy-critter]

I love how they’re evaluating him like a car

[musicalhell]

always reblog Maui, a great cat right there

[april]

how it feels to remember that it's going to get colder again

[theweirdwideweb]

[digital-magus]

Fuck you lol Strong email to follow lol

[dogposts]

i was cheering for him...