Atlas is a good name

Hello :] || they/she || forget gender, know Ambopteryx

[unfathomablylargekiwi]

Sloth Ideas Post

Btw I will probably block you if you follow me, I just don't like having many followers, got a good amount now so just a fair warning that it's not specific to anyone

This blog is a gimmick blog.

WRITING SIDEBLOG WOAHH →→→ @kiwriter

LISTEN TO SEB LOWE AAAGHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥💥💥

The gimmick is being stupid and gay

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They/them and either call me by my username or Atlas or anything else, doesn't matter really

Please quiz me about palaeontology in my ask box :]

I will gladly answer

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Send me asks please! :D

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Felt like I should add this ⤵️

My intro post is extending...

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You know what they say, the friend of my friend is my friend 👍

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Top 3 food I would get on my knees for 👍

Ploughman's sandwiches !!

Cottage cheese <3

Raw cucumberrrr

Ok so someone (I have some suspicions) has made an evil clone of me <3 @fathomablysmallkiwi

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[memories]

if posts were cats, I would have 32542 cats, which actually sounds about right.

[memories]

if posts were cats, I would have 32541 cats, which actually sounds about right.

[memories]

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 5/8/24, 3:32:03 PM.

[memories]

My body is but a #me temple.

[memories]

101 #ambopteryx <3 would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.

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101 #ambopteryx <3 would’ve been a better movie than the one about dotty dogs tbh.

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Legend has it if you put any good tag in the title of your favorite car movie, it sounds canon. The #aaaaaaaaaaaa and the Furious.

[depsidase]

[memories]

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @erinaceidaezra is a good person and deserves many good things.

[memories]

My cat, #friend projectiles <2, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

[notund]

this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem

1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"

2. hitting the baby will still win you the game

[tidal-chaos]

[racestarr]

ran out of caption ideas

[occudo]

It would have been much harder to figure everything out if their roles had been reversed... I saw a great cosplay of human!Rocky wearing overalls and others drawing him as James Ortiz and I also wanted to give it a go.

[incisedwound]

so honestly there is a better term

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going