Drem Yol Lok. Greetings, Wunduniik.

She/They | In my 30s | average Skyrim enjoyer | chunky bear enthusiast | Doctor Who, Cyberpunk 2077, whatever else I'm currently into sorry | I'm not cool, but at least I speak medieval high german

[bunwithantlers]

I'm participating in Artfight this year!! I never did it and I'm a slow artist, but I'm trying my best. Let me know if you're participating too!!

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[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[crabussy]

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

[devotedgossamerreader]

hey there just out of curiosity are you not human, too?

[crabussy]

hilariously enough, I am probably the most human out of anyone on this entire site. earlier today I was posting about getting "species euphoria" from doing human activities like ecosystem management. I'm the worlds first therian to have a kintype that aligns with his biological species. shirt that says "I ❤️ being a sapient omnivorous primate & bipedal persistence predator" on the front and booty shorts that say "largest gluteal muscles to body size ratio on the planet"

[homunculus-argument]

For most mammals, their asshole points straight behind them. This is because their head points to the other direction, the direction they go when they move forward. Therefore, when they flee a predator, their asshole is pointing towards the direction of The Evil, which they must get away from.

As humans developed to become bipeds, their asshole now points downwards. This mismatch between the evident truth of escaping things that are behind you, and the instinctive knowledge that your asshole points towards evil, has lead to the common and widespread belief in Hell, something evil that is below your feet, that your asshole is always pointed towards.

[multicoloredbee]

Snails, by contrast, have an asshole which points directly up, usually directly in front of their shell. This is believed by many to be the major reason for the snail's naturally blasphemous nature from a human's perspective; as their instincts instill in them a genetic hatred for the humans' god and affinity for the places a human's asshole would have them reject.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

[prettynpink17]

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[magical-awesome-kid]

Uh… It’s still May…

[clowncare]

[normalstuffidk]

It’s august

[storm-driver]

[redstonedust]

theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.

[conspiring-limabean]

LOL YEA you’re right, the 4 gendered sparrows where each individual will only mate with a quarter of the population

[theforsakenprince]

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[slutstarlet]

FUCK! ITS A SUNDAY!

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[eebie]

i miss everyone

[eebie]

[sabrebash]

Is That Allowed

[sabrebash]

Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:

[belmasworld]

[segamascott]

there is other things too there's zoo tycoon

[segamascott]