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yay more sytycd rankings.

1. hannahlei: shes seriously magic she outshone everyone in the girls’ routine and she just kills it in every style im obsessed with her. and her solo!!!!!!!!! god she’s so good she’s been my fave from the jump and it’s because she’s a talented icon ugh i love her/

2. darius: if hannahlei doesn’t win darius has to. i love him i adore him so much. im sad it came down to him or cole because they were my fav two guys, but im glad he stayed because he’s so so good in every style, too.

3. slavik: i actually love slavik. his solo was insane he’s so talented and i bet he’s staying next week. they’ll prob pair him with fikshun for something crazy.

4. jay jay: okay....this was the first week where i was feeling jay jay and it was his solo and his part in the boys’ number that did it. he’s just so POWERFUL and he’s definitely a showman. i think i was being unfair to him tbh im sorry jay jay.

5. jensen: she killleedddddddd that hip hop holy shit she’s literally better at hip hop than she is at latin lmao. but i hate that she show is propping her up so much it’s so irritating like just let things happennnnnn.... she’s literally going to end up winning for no good reason and i’m not mad about that per se but im jsut like annoyed because she literally is not as good as theyre making her out to be, even though shes obv a great dancer. i cant like nigel literally spends the whole show fawning over her and her family and brought up RYLEE BEING ON JUNIORS like i cannnttttttt. her solo also did nothing for me it was just like a 20 second interlude in the show

6. genessey: i love gennessey but i think she’s definitely the weakest of the three girls. even her solo wasn’t incredible adn thats supposed to frame her in her own style!!! i was sort of surprised that they didn’t choose magda over her if i’m being honest but also like the slavik/genessey thing is being played up so much so i guess i wasnt THAT surprised. i’ll be surprised if she doesn’t go home next week though

going home next week prediction: prob genessey and darius and im sad about it re: darius.

#sytycd

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THAT EPISODE WAS A HOT ASS MESS I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A DIFFERENT EPISODE THAN THE JUDGES WERE LIKE they really called gennessey and slavik’s jive good…..they called jensen and jay jay’s contemporary the dance of the night….I can’t.

murgatroyyd

they acted like way too many dances were the best dance ever and i’m like ??????? how can they all be the best????? can you try to actually critique everyone in a fair way?

burgatroyd

I always forget that the favoritism is so insanely blatant on sytycd they really had a fully prepared dissertation for Chelsea and Evans hip hop on everything they did wrong and how they retroactively caused the 2008 recession and for genessey and slaviks jive (which sucked) they were like “wow what fun :) you looked like professional jivers out there”

thedancekids

Everyone else is highkey still somewhat in their comfort zones and then we have Cole & Hannahlei doing step and disco.

#I KNOW #she killed it thouvh

koineiwasaki

vanessa really decides to speak her nonsensical mind for chelsea and evan but everyone else gets “WOW THAT MADE MY HEART HAPPY” FUCK OFF

#seriously

sytycd rankings after ep. 2

1. Hannahlei: SHES BACK AT #1 FOR ME!!! It’s what she deserves. She’s so perfect at every dance ughhh I don’t have a single bad thing to say honestly. she’s so so so so good in such an understated way all of her and cole’s dances tonight would’ve legit been trash without her

2. Darius: GODDDDD he and Magda are the best couple on the show idk how they slid into #1 like this for me but they just did they were so so good tonight. I kind of hated the bollywood but darius sold it still.

3. Magda: SHES FIREEEEEE she and Darius literally have the best chemistry on the show because they’re both just so cool and confident. Their jazz was my favorite of the night 100000% it was just so cool and effortless I feel like they should be in a black and white movie where the men come in snapping idk what that means but I felt it

4. jensen: she killed it tonight she’s so strong and draws you in so much. and the African jazz was amazing. I HATED THEIR CONTEMPORARY THOUGH it was so....blah. And the judges drooled all over it???? I can’t.

5. genessey: I don’t get how she fell this hard but I honestly blame the judges bc I’m so mad that they slobbered all over either of those dances. ESPECIALLY THE JIVE??? THEY BOTH NOTICEABLY SUCKED?????? like it was just so fucking bad it was something that would be on the first episode of dwts with a 54 year old state senator paired with Emma I can’t.

4. Cole: he sucked in the step routine he’s such a white boy akzjismwms but the disco was better and I just generally like him. He’s so charming I don’t understand how he or Magda were in the bottom 2 the sytycd audience just hates ballroom which is annoying.

7. Slavik: I actually think Slavik was better than genessey in the jive but he was still bad lmao. And the broadway number was just so forced ugh I’m so mad that their whole story is just about their showmance because their contemporary was SO GOOD last week it made me love them so much.

8. jay jay: I JUST DONT LIKE HIM AND I DONT KNOW WHY I think I’m literally just mad that jensen is with someone shorter than her which isn’t fair to him. ALSO I HATED THAT CONTEMPORARY SO MUCH I DONT HAVE WORDS and half of that is because jay jay basically dropped jensen like 12 times and then they kept going on about how he was there for jensen like WAS HE??? I honestly feel bad bc I’m just so not sold on him even his personality bothers me maybe I’m just evil

I’m so sad about Chelsea. She was one of my faves going into the live shows and they really just completely set her up for failure :( it’s not what she deserves. Evan is whatever like I liked him but it’s not a huge loss. Still wish I could’ve seen him with jensen because I think that would’ve been a cool pairing had Chelsea gone home and I was able to pair him off with anyone else. Oh well :( sad for both of them

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO COULD POSSIBLY GO HOME my guesses are bottom 4: cole slavik genessey and jensen (for no reason other than sytycd hates ballroom and Magda had such a good night). Out of the bottom two guys and girls I named (jay jay slavik genessey and jensen I guess) id want jay jay and genessey gone I guess. :(. Idk I definitely think one of the partnerships will be broken up for top 6 and I think jensen x slavik could be cool....idk

#sytycd #so you think you can dance

THAT EPISODE WAS A HOT ASS MESS I LITERALLY FELT LIKE I WAS WATCHING A DIFFERENT EPISODE THAN THE JUDGES WERE LIKE they really called gennessey and slavik’s jive good.....they called jensen and jay jay’s contemporary the dance of the night....I can’t.

anyway here’s my sytycd ranking if anyone cares

1. gennessy-I LVOE HER she killllleddddd it and showed so much personality I hope America falls in love with her because I AM

2. cole-hes deadass gonna win (and should) He killed the contemp the paso sucked tho and it wasn’t even their fault the choreo was just awful and not paso-like at allllll it was just lifts with some shaping

3. hannahlei- she was my fave goin into tonight but also my top five are thisclose so she’s still up there. She’s amazing she and cole are kiko 2.0. Kiko fully loaded. They’re incredible and I’m sure they’ll come back with a vengeance next week. I’m me saying that when they still had the best dance of the night

4. Darius-I’m obsessed with him that is all. He and Magda have such an ease and quiet confidence about them. He lucked out being paired with her bc the fact that they’re BOTH so cool softens them a bit and makes them both seem less untouchable

5. slavik-ughhh I love him. 100% the dark horse of the season he is just so fucking charming and his passion really shines through. UGH I love him

6. magda- she’s so fierce and killed it I just liked everyone above a smidge more but I love her too. she’s so commanding I love watching her

7. Jensen- she fell completely under the radar I think pairing her with jay jay fucked her over I hope he goes home next week so that she can be with evan

8. evan-I live for him but :/ tonight just wasn’t their night. I really hope he can pull through for next week I adore him

9. jay jay-he just doesn’t do it for me I don’t know what it is. pairing him with jensen is insane to me she’s too tall for him and they steal each other’s shine too much to the point that the overall performance suffers

10. chelsea :( I’m so mad that I have to put her here but they truly fucked her over I can’t I’m so mad about it bc now she’s def gonna go home and like :((( I LOVE HER I hope by some twist of fate she stays but it seems so unlikely and I’m so mad about it :(

#sytycd

UHHHHH I love gennessy and slavik holy fuckkkkkkk that was so good

jjennaj

Pls tell me you saw Val in Cole’s performance video lmfao

burgatroyd

LMAO I KNOW I was waiting for them to call him out

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BACK FROM THE DEAD TO SAY THAT COLE AND HANNAHLEI ARE MY FAVES BY FAR ON DWTS AND I…. KAJXUXOSKSMS I LOVE THEM AND I HOPE THEY GET MARRIED. this is based on nothing other than my own selfish desires

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they are pimping the fuck out of cole and hannahlei and Magda and darius holy fuck I feel like its legit UNFAIR to give a couple in the first episode Travis wall choreo bc you know the judges will drool all over it smhxissmsmns but I’m not mad bc I love all of those people!!! And gennessy and Slavik!!!!! They really fucked Chelsea and Evan up tho :(

BACK FROM THE DEAD TO SAY THAT COLE AND HANNAHLEI ARE MY FAVES BY FAR ON DWTS AND I.... KAJXUXOSKSMS I LOVE THEM AND I HOPE THEY GET MARRIED. this is based on nothing other than my own selfish desires

jenna guessing that a BOOK costs $40 reminded me of this