say goodbye to ohio

hell if i know

[internet-sentences]

[coyoteobsessed]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[shapeoftheday]

a lot to think about

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[judgejudyofficial]

stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[judgejudyofficial]

everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[angelicguy]

this was done to me against my will after a 2 million dollar kickstarter

[disordersofresonanceandairflow]

hi my name is Brandy and I’m here to help you install Linux on your desktop computer

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[hellallamerican]

[postmanic]

Breezy is not larger than a cranberry grape juice

[postmanic]

BIG NEWS: Breezy IS NOW bigger than a cranberry juice!!!

[thehumantrampoline]

I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

[kushblazer666]