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I am Simon! / Whatever pronouns / Runner-up for Clown of the Year 🤡 26

[lukmarc10]

mom i can't go to school today, it's everytime we touch day

[un-father]

[xrd]

I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on

[xrd]

[evenlyevi]

some twitter dot com shenanigans, might as well post this here too :D

[luna-azzurra]

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

FINALE!

most iconic asexual

Gwenpool

Johnathan Sims

Voting ended onJul 21

All propaganda welcome just stay respectful

[extracheesehead]

jonathan archivist sims officially tumblrs most iconic asexual of 2026 lets all clap that up

[maxthefromg]

oughhh somewhere else jmart... Oughh

And a baby jonathing. A jonling. Has anyone thought about him? Has anyone ever thought about how he was 8? Has-

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[guiltfactory]

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

[funstyle]

teenage girls in fiction: hes so cute i wanna slow dance with him at prom :3 hehe

real teenage girls: imagine if he got injured and i had to tend to his wounds and i could watch him seize up a bit as i disinfect them and in the haze of fever he sees me as an angel

[urie]

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

[urie]

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

[garaks-gay-garderobe]

pov you have a crush on your eldrich horror boss. who hates you.

[guerrillatech]

[humans4vampires]

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

[mortuand]

another year another jarchivist redesign

[youli147]

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[barbienetwork]

BARBIE 2023 dir. Greta Gerwig. Design Exclusive (Vogue UK) | ph. © Jaap Buitendjijk.

[sparrowwings-trash-backyard]

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