[burndlight]

said goodbye to you my friend as the fire spread, all that's left are your bones that will soon sink like stones

PRIV. INDIE. SEL.

obi-wan kenobi, of star wars. headcanon based + mixed canon inspired. as loved by alex ( sideblog, follows from pyreshe )

carrd (tba)

quick basic rules under the cut

standard don’t be a fucking freak disclaimer: if u write incest, rape, pedophilia etc hit the bricks. dont be fucking racist, antisemetic, islamaphobic, transphobic, homophobic, etc.

standard “i don’t own shit” disclaimer. i sure as shit didn’t write star wars even tho sometimes i wish i did 😔✌. no affiliation w ewa.n m.cgregor or lucasfilm.

this blog is going to be low activity and chill af. 

do not come at me if u wanna ship obi-wan and anakin romantically or sexually- im not fucking with that. obi-wan views anakin as a baby brother and he first met him when he was 25 and anakin was NINE. nope.

duplicate friendly!!

there WILL be some heavy shit on this blog. i am going to be exploring themes of child soldiers, torture, war, familial death, suicidal ideation, among other things. i will tag everything carefully and to the best of my ability, though if i miss something you are beyond welcome to let me know!

please tag mentions of rape and suicide for me

drink some fucking water

promise that im a lot friendlier than these rules probably make me seem.

[ryonahole-deactivated20220725]

Oldest male daughter syndrome

[burndlight]

i do think a lot about obi-wan’s passively suicidal ideation in the years following qui-gon’s death. every day he’d get hit with this thought that it’d be easier and better for... everyone, really, if he’d been the one to die on naboo at the hands of a sith lord instead of qui-gon. he thinks constantly about how. qui-gon would have been better at dealing with the small and traumatized child suddenly in his care and raising him into a great jedi. obi-wan constantly fears he’s going to fail anakin, over and over and over again.

[burndlight]

a quick guide to my obi-wan ships:

cody @ obi-wan: i cannot fix him but i Can fuck him,

obi-wan @ maul: i cannot fix him but i Can fuck him,

satine @ obi-wan: we can’t fix each other but he Can climb me like a tree,

[burndlight]

he is also the occasional third to the organa’s. it’s not attachment, it’s stress relief.

[obiwan]

#Jedi Master, Baby Girl, Whore, Obi Wan Kenobi (complimentary)

[burndlight]

a quick guide to my obi-wan ships:

cody @ obi-wan: i cannot fix him but i Can fuck him,

obi-wan @ maul: i cannot fix him but i Can fuck him,

satine @ obi-wan: we can’t fix each other but he Can climb me like a tree,

[sir-libearian]

Hello fictional man, you badly need therapy. Unfortunately, what I'll be giving you instead is men and more feelings.

[burndlight]

obi-wan wears pieces of beskar armor in the mandalorian malewife au!! people largely think it’s a ceremonial “for show” kinda thing. but it’s not.

[ttaurish]

hello please turn your attention to this

[sringvenkas-moved]

[burndlight]

now I legally gotta do my squaller obi-wan verse..

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒  𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐄  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  all  of  these  are  taken  from  the  movie  ‘the  princess  bride’  released  in  1987.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ❜ ❛  are you trying to trick me ?  ❜ ❛  what if something happens to you ?  ❜ ❛  i will never love again.  ❜ ❛  am i going mad, or did the word ‘think’ escape your lips ?  ❜ ❛  you are sure nobody’s following us ?  ❜ ❛  out of curiosity, why do you ask ?  ❜ ❛  i suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you ?  ❜ ❛  i do not accept excuses.  ❜ ❛  did i make it clear that your job is at stake ?  ❜ ❛  i do not think it means what you think it means.  ❜ ❛  i don’t mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks.  ❜ ❛  i’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.  ❜ ❛  you are better than i am.  ❜ ❛  please understand, i hold you in the highest respect.  ❜ ❛  i just want you to feel you are doing well.  ❜ ❛  we must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.  ❜ ❛  could this be a trap ?  ❜ ❛  if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.  ❜ ❛  i could have sworn i saw something.  ❜ ❛  you only think i guessed wrong.  ❜ ❛  i was giving you a chance.  ❜ ❛  you think your dearest love will save you ?  ❜ ❛  what can i do or you ?  ❜ ❛  nothing you can say will upset me.  ❜ ❛  you can die too, for all i care !  ❜ ❛  i told you i would always come for you.  ❜ ❛  why didn’t you wait for me ?  ❜ ❛  death cannot stop true love. all it can do is delay it for a while.  ❜ ❛  is everything clear to you ?  ❜ ❛  you mean you wish to surrender to me ?  ❜ ❛  don’t make yourself a fool.  ❜ ❛  we can live there quite happily for some time so whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.  ❜ ❛  i thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. i could not bear it if you died again, not when i could save you.  ❜ ❛  who says life is fair ?  ❜ ❛  life isn’t always fair.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you, you’re messing up the story !  ❜ ❛  i’m sure you’ve discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain.  ❜ ❛  this is where i am, and this is where i’ll stay.  ❜ ❛  you don’t look so good.  ❜ ❛  i just hope it’s enough to buy a miracle, that’s all.  ❜ ❛  there’s a big diference between mostly dead and all dead.  ❜ ❛  all your worst nightmares are about to come true.  ❜ ❛  have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now ?  ❜ ❛  i think that’s the worst thing i’ve ever heard.  ❜ ❛  you’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. it’s going to get you in trouble someday.  ❜ ❛  what hideous sin have you committed lately ?  ❜ ❛  if you didn’t say it, you didn’t do it.  ❜ ❛  i have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over i don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.  ❜

[symeona]

The Return of the Jedi Utility Bag

Ft. Rael, Qui and Dooku

@nibeul more silly stuff as promised

[symeona]

Need to discuss Sith cuss words

[hayden-christensen]

DISASTER LINEAGE APPRECIATION WEEK DAY 7: FREE CHOICE

Yoda’s lineage in the Republic era includes…

[burndlight]

my favorite genre of "anakin raises the twins" content are things where a teeny leia is like "yah I made that kid cry but they were being mean to luke and had it coming. I have done nothing wrong ever in my life," and anakin, known girl dad, just "I know this and I love you,"

[flavoredmagpie]

kenobi series ended… me: makes a compilation of obi wan and kids to heal my own heart

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms