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Mark • he/him/his • pansexual Taurus • ENFJ

[dancing-cockroaches]

How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***

[inspredwood]

Reblog to save a life.

[frogomizer]

Soldier 76

[pr1nceshawn]

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

[parttimesarah]

I’m loving these protest pups!

[lierdumoa]

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

[thebossbaby-official]

Disney Heroines + their names’ meanings

Bonus:

[thewendybird]

reblogging almost solely because almost everyone’s name is meaningful but Rapunzel’s literally just means lettuce

[beeishappy]

LSSC | 2016.11.21

[stuckylikeglue-deactivated20171]

He is so DELIGHTED

[adulthoodisokay]

“They want to hire a part of me.”

[decepticonsensual]

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

[osointricate]

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

[thefisherqueen]

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

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I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

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Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

[tittily]

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

[littleaimeebaby-deactivated2017]

PSA PSA EVERYBODY NEEDS

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1918 friends episode

Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

Ross dies of influenza

[debonair-bear-deactivated201804]

Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology

[zecurlyone]

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

[zudilio]

I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all

[theshitneyspears]

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me at 2pm on a tuesday

[honeybottledrip]

me

[blockheadem-deactivated20170603]

wjat the Fuck

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

when my boss asks me why I quit

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

Ummmmmm how is she alive

[23y]

when he dont answer my text

[rpgdennis]

I JUST WANT CUDDLING THAT INCLUDES SLEEPY KISSES AND WATCHING MOVIES AND FALLING ASLEEP ALL TANGLED UP TOGETHER ON THE COUCH OKAY I DON’T SEE WHY THAT’S TOO MUCH TO ASK

[jnghyns]

i refuse to let this video die

[cosmog]

me making connections to prove everyone i know secretly hates me

[bluesey]

[felicitysmoak-archived]

What’s the “S” stand for?

[rouencathedral]

#batman voice: it stands for stupid

[y2mcha-remade-deactivated202006]

imagine being an actress and having to pretend ur in love with Adam sandler

[lopmon]

[rincewitch]

rest in fucking pieces

[joey-wheeler-official]

your phone played you

[queerteddylupin-deactivated2018]

In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month. 

Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice. 

[passific-rim-job]

now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that

[thesixthstar]

ok imagine all the marauders pretending to take a vow of silence for a month to keep that up. Like wearing chalkboards around their necks and writing out anything they have to say around teachers and coming up with another ridiculous reason every time someone asks why they’re taking a vow of silence like. We’re protesting the traditional student/teacher constructs and the unreasonable verbal requirements of school. We’re raising awareness of how funny we are and how much your lives are worse without our beautiful voices telling jokes. We’re in a very intense round of the Silent Game and we’re all here to WIN.

[irrepressiblenaiad]

“So Remus, why aren’t you doing it?” (gives very fond look to the boys) “I’m not a moron.” “(deathglares)”

[archanonhiru]

Okay but

What about when McGonagall did it.