::Burning Angel Wings to Dust::

last time i updated this bio, i was 22. i'm, like, 27 now. new york // toronto

[doglover1983]

[hjfhgfghdfdsdrsgfh]

minecraft mod where if you dont shear sheep their wool keeps growing more and more until the sheep become large cubes of wool with a lil sheep face.

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

when you’re talking to a guy who seems to be genuinely nice and respect you: do I like you or are you just nice and respectful and the bar is set very low for men

[rominatrix]

Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014, a bit drunk [x]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[potologie]

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

[2460waan]

Marx specifically shamed this in Das Capital- calling it “commodity fetishism”.

[phantomoftheoperatingtable]

Reblog to get kinkshamed by Karl Marx

[moonieperez-blog]

I’m really glad I’m alive to see this.

[sesherhesher]

lms if you got knocked down but got up again in 2015, and they’re never gonna keep you down

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

like for songs about the good times, ignore for songs about the better times

[maxknightley]

EVERYONE who reblogs this will get a whiskey drink, they’ll get a vodka drink. Every. Single. Person will get a lager drink, they’ll get a cider drink.

[egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[glitchnoiz-deactivated20210516]

I was the frappachino

[plankhandles]

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

[burningangelwingstodust]

Petition to rename July 19th “Impossibly High Cheekbones and Incredibly Glorious Hair and Mad Acting Chops Day" because let’s be honest: that’s basically what we’re celebrating today.

[indi-dork]

Well, one of us has to go home and change

[straig]

[croatoan-the-line]

It’s been years now, Dean. Literal years.

[rebelllionpilot]

[aperfectillusion]

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

[mynameisdua-deactivated20131228]

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

[aperfectillusion]

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

[marauders4evr]

Celebrate the Fourth of July with some red, white, and blue!

[inchells]

Apparently I was crazy enough to try and gif Sherlock folding fancy napkins. I found the wip and quickly finished it.