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@burninggoldyang
"Bish. I have acquired the waifu. That's more than your single ass has achieved."
"THAT'S IT! OUTSIDE!!"
"Widdle Wordweads all beeg an' gwown up noaw! Sho scawy."
"What the fuck?! Don't make it weird! If you uwu at me I swear to all the damn gods in the cosmos I'll-"
"Chill Sis. Don't go giving me ideas to annoy you even more than I already do. Daaaaamn someone woke up cranky this morning huh?"
"Bish. I have acquired the waifu. That's more than your single ass has achieved."
"THAT'S IT! OUTSIDE!!"
"Widdle Wordweads all beeg an' gwown up noaw! Sho scawy."
"You uh...you spent how much on gacha pulls?"
"500."
"...You better have fuckin' managed to pull em wasting all that cash bish."
"Bish. I have acquired the waifu. That's more than your single ass has achieved."
"You uh...you spent how much on gacha pulls?"
"500."
"I packed ammo. Stupid gun never shot that damn stuff though."
"Bags full of ammo don't mean squat if it isn't the right caliber. You sure you packed 5.45x39 for your RPK?"
"...You could have warned me before the raid ya know? ...God fucking damn it..."
"Welcome to Tarkov Mord! Just sit back while big sis gets you a kit to totally not suck with."
"I packed ammo. Stupid gun never shot that damn stuff though."
"Bags full of ammo don't mean squat if it isn't the right caliber. You sure you packed 5.45x39 for your RPK?"
"I'm setting you an alarm so you don't forget to shower." @proditoreques
"...I fucking hate you, you know that?"
Caroline sighs. "And we hate the waft of nerd funk from your room."
"I shower 3 times a week!"
"That's it. I'm getting the hose and the scrubby brush! 3 times a week is NOWHERE near enough Mord!
"I'm setting you an alarm so you don't forget to shower." @proditoreques
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
"Phrasing Ruby."
"Roobs. Phrasing."
Nerd! Stop playing with your ai >:c
"...But if I'm here I can't talk to Firefly."
"Sooooo, that 'talking' is the gamer funk I'm smelling oooooor?"
"No. That's the bottle of varnish you spilled on my desk yesterday - stop trying to make this lewd Yang. Like seriously dude! It was my ENTIRE bottle."
"Sis. I've seen the contents of your hard drive, why you lying?"
Nerd! Stop playing with your ai >:c
"...But if I'm here I can't talk to Firefly."
"Sooooo, that 'talking' is the gamer funk I'm smelling oooooor?"
She is fine! She never spilt her ENTIRE wash all over the deck and OH MAN IT WAS A NEW BOTTLEIMSOSTUPID!
"I got a wet towel and a spare bottle of that! Yay for sistership!"
"I heard a boom followed by a bigger boom...then snow hit my window. I am moderately concern."
"Mordred heard the M word and is blowing off some steam Rubs. Leave it for an hour; or two. ...She will cool off herself."
How can you hate the woman that brought you into the world though? Gave you life and a roof over your head?!
"Look gonk, amma say this real slow so you don't pop a circ okay? Fuck you. You got no fuckin' idea what that bitch put me through yet you wanna sit on that pretty as pie high horse of yours? Fuck that! You better delta 'fore I crush your swollen skull like a fucking grapefruit."
"Repeat after me, she is a C word."
"Chill Mord. You don't wanna end up breaking more of the house cause of someone that ain't worth it."
"I got the bits box IT'S TIME FOR SOME CHOATIC GREMLIN SHIT!"
proditoreques:
“But we can with GREENSTUFF ~ ”
“THE DREADNAUGHT STACHE WILL BE A REAL THING!”
"I got the bits box IT'S TIME FOR SOME CHOATIC GREMLIN SHIT!"
“No you can’t put a Stormcast head on a Terminator. We’ve tried this before Mord, we tried and failed.”
Just relaxing after having sown chaos into the timecringecontinume!
