"Buuuuuuuuuuut what if the butter knife, is a gun?"
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"Buuuuuuuuuuut what if the butter knife, is a gun?"
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
She blushes. "Not that sort of whimper....."
"Okay. I need an adult!" Ruby.exe has encountered a fatal error-
Oh my god! It's Ruby-dooby-snoot-boopy Rose!
"Am I the dooby or the boopy?! Imshoconfoozedyanghalpplease!"
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
Caroline burst out laughing. "I bet it is."
"I mean! If your making a blade wouldn't you want a thick base?! If that thing gets hit it's going to TOTALLY break!! Ohmygodithaspoisononitaswellohmygodthatsdangerous."
She is holding her sides as she laughs. "Oh you sweat cinnamon bun you.... I want you to slowly think over what you just said and use your Yang brain.... The dirty part."
"I MIGHT HAVE MADE AN ERROR IN MY CHOICE OF WORDS!"
She chuckles. "It's okay, we all make word salad from time to time, first time I met your sister, I friken whimpered like a puppy."
"Y-Yang's really not that scary when you first meet here right? R-right?"
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
Caroline burst out laughing. "I bet it is."
"I mean! If your making a blade wouldn't you want a thick base?! If that thing gets hit it's going to TOTALLY break!! Ohmygodithaspoisononitaswellohmygodthatsdangerous."
She is holding her sides as she laughs. "Oh you sweat cinnamon bun you.... I want you to slowly think over what you just said and use your Yang brain.... The dirty part."
"I MIGHT HAVE MADE AN ERROR IN MY CHOICE OF WORDS!"
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
Caroline burst out laughing. "I bet it is."
"I mean! If your making a blade wouldn't you want a thick base?! If that thing gets hit it's going to TOTALLY break!! Ohmygodithaspoisononitaswellohmygodthatsdangerous."
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
"Phrasing Ruby."
"Roobs. Phrasing."
"What-ing?"
"...Her swords kinda thin and tiny though."
"I mean. Does it really matter anyway? ...I feel like I'm the joke in the room everyone but me gets. In the end I'm always left behind while people move on to bigger and better...I'm just stepping stone."
"Yeah...Hey. Mordred?"
"Would it be weird if I asked for a hug? I kinda need one right now."
Mordred flinches at that word she really really doesn't like doing that sort of stuff but, for Ruby, she can make an exception after this shitter of a day. With reserved sigh the feiry huntress runs over once again denying herself true warmth from all of her sleeping bag as she slides up and out just enough to get her arms out to pull her younger sibling into a hug.
It is akward. Imperfect. But it is a marked improvement from her last one.
"There. Now, go to sleep dummy."
Ruby knows when not to push her luck when it comes to her less than feeling sis Mordred never one for feeling least of all the emotional stuff! With an smile and a nod Ruby makes herself more comfortable throwing her cloak over the two of them so that her sibling has at least something to help keep the chill away a bit better.
Without much forethought Ruby turns tucking her head into the croak of the others neck before sleep washes over her like a blanket.
"...Thank you..." She doesn't finish. Ruby is washed away into her dreams long before her body or mind can react ~
"I mean. Does it really matter anyway? ...I feel like I'm the joke in the room everyone but me gets. In the end I'm always left behind while people move on to bigger and better...I'm just stepping stone."
"Yeah...Hey. Mordred?"
"Would it be weird if I asked for a hug? I kinda need one right now."
"I mean. Does it really matter anyway? ...I feel like I'm the joke in the room everyone but me gets. In the end I'm always left behind while people move on to bigger and better...I'm just stepping stone."
She blinks utterly stunned at that. Those morons? This was about them? Mordred couldn't help herself as she loosed an arm from her comfort just to thwack Ruby on the forehead for being so damn stupid! THOSE moron?! The idiot newbies they traveled with for a few days had shaken Ruby to her core? Really!? URGH! ...That is so Roobs. Sweating the little shit...fuck. Swearing under her breath Mordred pulls herself back into her sleeping bag all the way up to her chin as she flips herself onto a side to just not look at her idiot sister for a minute so she doesn't just yell at the halfwit for being so fuc-....god damn it. She shouldn't have smacked her. "Moron." Mordred flips back onto her back giving Ruby a singular look of utter disapproval, just two piercing emerald eyes accented by a heavy frown. "Of course those idiots would think bad of you - they are clueless fuckwits that think the universe runs on unicorn farts and good wishes while they wear their little 'look at me I'm so special badges'."
"They wanted to play heroes in shining armour without actually getting dirty! Without making the hard choices! They wanted everyone just to fall in line with what they had half baked before everyone just acknowledged how 'wonderfully' average they actually are! Ffuuuck!! Just thinking about those pricks makes me wanna smash their stupid faces in again! Look! What I'm trying to say is! What I'm TRYING TO SAY IS!" A tiny break in snores from Yang makes Mordred rethink her increasing noise levels.
The spitfire huntress takes a breath to calm herself her eyes tilting up to the stary sky overhead.
"...You don't please anyone by pleasing everyone. Take it from me...you hurt yourself more that way. Those 'Hunters' we bumped into were just clueless idiots looking to make a name of our teams reputation, they hate you cause you decided to go against what they had planed in their stupid little heads. We didn't play along with their selfish little games or buy any of their bull so yeah: we're enemy number one. And trust me. Pathetic souls like that lot have a lot of those. ...Don't think about it."
Now its Rubys turn to blink a few flutters as she rubs a now sore spot right on the middle of her forehead! Even if it stings she can't help but smile just a little... Somehow Mordred's words made a weird kind of sense.
"...Yeah." Comes her reply light as a whisper without any substance just an echo between the two.
"I think I just needed someone to knock a little sense into me huh?"
"I mean. Does it really matter anyway? ...I feel like I'm the joke in the room everyone but me gets. In the end I'm always left behind while people move on to bigger and better...I'm just stepping stone."
"Those dark thoughts are for the morning. Turn over an' go back to sleep Roobs." Mordred fights back a yawn but fails her eyes tearing up as she swats away the sensation with a patting hand before letting her head fall back into her pillow with a soft 'thumpf'. Yet even with the silence denied its settling by the crackling of the team campfire - the girl feels her own conscience weighing on her. She has been raised better than to dismiss her 'sisters' concerns. Some would call it having a heart, or for Mordred, forming one. She'd call it getting soft. "...You wanna talk about it?" She offers quietly barely above the crackling of the fire.
"I...I don' know. I feel like you'll think I'm stupid-er for saying it." Does she even care anyway? Ruby feels the thought bubble up as she smushes herself deeper into her sleeping bag trying to away from her problems. "Maybe I should just shut up...it's not like it matters anyway..." Still Ruby can't help but glance at Mordred whom for once doesn't actually seem to be being mean to her! Even critical. OR this is huge ploy and she's going to do it later on! B-but...yeah. Yeah Ruby really needs this...
"Mordred..."
"...What. ...What did I do wrong for someone to hate me? Why does it feel like I am never in the right when others are clearly in the wrong? Why does doing the right thing always, hurt me more than I know it should? ...Why can't I let go of the faces of people I know hate me for various reasons?" Ruby quickly catches herself a hand zipping up to clear her eyes before it zaps back down beneath her sleeping bag. "S-sorry...I know it's stupid...I'm stupid."
"I mean. Does it really matter anyway? ...I feel like I'm the joke in the room everyone but me gets. In the end I'm always left behind while people move on to bigger and better...I'm just stepping stone."
"...Yer still thinkin' about em aren't ya? Listen, if they don't wanna be your friend and stay in their own franky pathetic echo chamber then let em. All they did is make ya stressed out and worried you were going to tread on their oh so easily offended toes, dude, your better off without em."
"Besides! You are plenty cool enough to not hang out with a loser like that. Fuck - I honestly dunno why you even hung out with em in the first place, you are like, the coolest person I know and that is sayin' something kiddo! Now come on! Smile. Fuck sakes you ain't dead yet..."
"...That obvious huh? Reeeeeaally thought I was hiding it better..."
"STOP SAYING ONE MORE RAID WHILE YOU BRING A PAKA AND A DOUBLE SHOTTY TO LABS! WTF!!"
"Heh. It's fine! No ones going to pick them up anyway they'll come back on insurance."
"Um..nothing comes back on insurance when you lose it on Labs Roobs. Shit, is that why you took in junk?! Gear fear?"
"WHAT?! So its all GONE?!"
"STOP SAYING ONE MORE RAID WHILE YOU BRING A PAKA AND A DOUBLE SHOTTY TO LABS! WTF!!"
"Heh. It's fine! No ones going to pick them up anyway they'll come back on insurance."
"WHY DO I HEAR RULES OF NATURE PLAYING?!"