Tanasiuk Recreation Area

Welcome to Kelsey Lynn Kendrick (formerly Tanasiuk). She posts instagram stuff and reblogs fashion, kitch, and spooky stuff. She makes dolls, check out her etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/BurningSchoolhouse Fandoms include: Strange Empire, WWE/wrestling, Nashville, Murdoch Mysteries and Canadian History.

[chessys]

where my sleepy girls at

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

In bed

[havanasliu]

I don’t have that many close female friendships.

[orphic-mysteries]

[detournementsmineurs]

Memento Mori ring, England, late 17th to early 18th Century.

[spacedewey]

You could put a Skittle in there

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[matturbated]

you send me a picture of animals doing something cute: look its us!

me: aww *adds your name to list titled Furry Suspects*

[notunlikepride]

Hey, who else out there is STILL pissed that they killed Darwin in X-Men First Class

[raspbeary-blog1-deactivated2019]

doing some experiments with some cool witches

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

[w0wls]

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

[mad-duck]

He is like a cleric gone wild

[godlessondheimite]

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

[amarakaran]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽ROSA 👏🏽DIAZ 👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽AN 👏🏽AX 👏🏽WITH 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[castielpapasito]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽GINNA 👏🏽LINETTI👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽HAIR 👏DRYER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[amysantiagoals]

DON’T 👏🏽CALL 👏🏽YOURSELF 👏🏽A 👏🏽 AMY 👏🏽SANTIAGO👏🏽STAN 👏🏽UNLESS 👏🏽YOU 👏🏽CARRY 👏🏽A 👏🏽BINDER 👏🏽IN 👏🏽YOUR 👏PURSE 👏🏽AT 👏🏽ALL 👏🏽TIMES

[alltheworldismyspotlight]

DON’T 👏🏼 CALL 👏🏼YOURSELF👏🏼 A 👏🏼JAKE👏🏼PERALTA👏🏼 STAN👏🏼UNLESS👏🏼YOU👏🏼CAN👏🏼QUOTE👏🏼ALL👏🏼THREE👏🏼DIE👏🏼HARD👏🏼MOVIES👏🏼FROM👏🏼MEMORY👏🏼AT👏🏼ALL👏🏼TIMES

[nbjanet]

Don’t call yourself a Captain Holt stan unless you realize that typing in all caps with claps between every word is a very inefficient way to communicate.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Marshall News Messenger, Texas, July 25, 1950

[ruskiizek-deactivated20180227]

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

[maneuverability]

THE GUY AT THE END

[theartofanimation]

Hannah Alexander  -  http://neverbirddesigns.tumblr.com  -  https://www.etsy.com/shop/neverbirddesigns  -  http://www.redbubble.com/people/neverbird  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChouZJ5VI49OnRAMlYKZCXA  -  https://instagram.com/hannah_alexander24

[wasafairytale]

Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie

[wyntersknight]

Y’all know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and that’s why Mushu wasn’t able to awaken it?

[glitter-worm]

im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh

[wyntersknight]

Mulan sits in the rain underneath the statue of the Great Stone Dragon (who is looking down on her), and suddenly decides on a course of action. She looks up, resolved to go to war in place of her father and runs into the temple where she lights the match and beseeches protection for her family. The stone she bows to and that we see lit up by lightening strike is that of the dragon, whose eyes are looking out after her, lit from underneath by the candles. The scene transitions to the divider in the house that also has an icon of the dragon. where she replaces her hair comb with the summons. Then we see the sword hilt, also the dragon, and as she draws the blade we see her face replace it. She ties up her hair, then as she opens the wardrobe, the handles are also the dragon. After donning the armor, the view shows her facing us, with the hilt of the sword (the face of the dragon) in front of her face, where she then turns the sword to reveal her face, and sheaths it. As she leaves, we flash back to the temple, and the eyes of the dragon flash as her grandmother wakes up.

The Great Stone Dragon resides within her. She is the protector of the family.

[vinedragonheartstring]

After this explanation, the scene where Mushu cannot wake up the stone dragon makes so much more sense. I appreciate the symbolism so much more. I noticed the dragon but didn’t notice she was constantly juxtaposed with the dragon!

Canon accepted.

[marcelovieira]

Ugh I feel weepy

[amor-ascetico]

[tremblingadored]

Corsican vendetta knife with floral detail

“may all your wounds be mortal”

[transgenderer]

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

[omgthatdress]

Dress

Gianni Versace, 1995

The Victoria & Albert Museum