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Aching for human connection and all I’ve got are notifications that another pornbot followed me
I’m actually so glad Charlie Heaton has some upcoming projects cause his work as Jonathan was so under utilized and must’ve been aggravating to be tied to a single project for 10 years and not have a lot of plot
HACKS - 5x10
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE (2024) Dir. Tim Burton
Mike Wheeler Buffyverse Vampire AU
After (most) of the events of season 5 Mike leaves for college at none other than the UC Sunnydale.
He starts to hear about all the weird deaths and disappearances around this town that sound all too familiar.
He tries to bring up his concerns but starts to sound kinda mental when talking about actual witches, hyena people and rumors of the year everyone turned into their Halloween costume.
His friends chalk it up to him struggling to move on. They don’t want to believe that there are more places out there with creatures. They. Just. Got. Out.
Hush episode happens, Mike’s roommate was murdered and he meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
All his old friends want to move on. They’ve gone their separate ways for school and it’s painful for him. He wants to bring them back together. They’re all hesitant to believe in vampires. In a call with Nancy he decides to not tell them in order to not drag them back into the danger.
“I get being paranoid after everything, but I think we all need a break…I’m not saying I don’t believe you because I get sounding crazy but you don’t sound well. If you’re sure, I will drive down there myself to investigate your clues but can you tell me this isn’t just you needing to have something to throw yourself into?”
“You’re right, I’m just being crazy. I’ll see you at Christmas. Bye, Nance.”
Everyone just thinks he’s in this weird town
“How was your mid term?” “Hm? Oh cancelled because of the town wide laryngitis and then my roommate was murdered” :(
No one wants to room with Mike in the murder dorm so he has it to himself.
All this paranormal business puts a new fire in Mike. He finds purpose…
He goes headfirst into learning about vampires and other monsters, eager to go on patrols
He feels like he has a new fight again for a few months
Mike tells the scoobs about his past bit more like he’s giving a resume because he wants to be let into the club
“Well, I’ve been doing this since I was 12! So that’s several more years than you’ve been slaying” Buffy who was initially shocked and maybe impressed because hellooo evil dimensions is offended after he says that last part
Willow asks many questions about the wormhole, gates and how the upsidown works. He likes her a lot because she reminds him of Dustin and Will. Her budding relationship with Tara has him missing his childhood.
Xander asks him about El “his super powered gf” Mike actually cannot stand Xander but is weirdly intrigued by Anya but mostly scared.
Giles tries to get substantial info about the monsters because it’s unlike anything they’ve encountered before. He gets along with him well, was less explosive in emotion than Hopper. Giles is skeptical about him though.
Buffy listens to him talk and recognizes the loss he’s had without him saying anything. He talks in detail about his friends but mostly Will. He likes to think that she would’ve gotten along with El. Likes to watch her fight because it’s like a movie.
Things have changed between him and Will again and now they hardly speak. Feels like a loser, and struggles with just going along with things when life is “normal” which is why he’s happy to be in the chaos of monsters. He doesn’t know how to lead when it’s not life or death. How can anyone just go back to normal? He hides behind purpose. He is unable to face the truth of who he is. It’s so bad his skin feels like it’s buzzing whenever he’s left alone with his thoughts.
This makes him dangerous as a scoob. He takes risks. Buffy can sense that he’s a liability. She tries to talk to him about it. They argue and she bans him from patrols. He would rather go down in a fight than admit that he’s queer.
He’s turned less than 3 months of being in college.
Part 2?
Vampire Eddie AU
After the demobats “kill” Eddie he mutates to a demovamp aka Kas
Physical changes include: nails, fangs, ears so pale he looks like a corpse
Painful growing in too so he looks more human for the first 48 hours but like a dead human who was mauled to death
Powers include speed, heightened senses and hypnosis
He doesn’t have control of it and accidentally rushes up on the gang and uses his mind tricks to get people (his prey) to go with him
After waking up in the upside down he crawls and digs his way out of a gate in the middle of the night
Flees to the Wheelers basement because its closest he’s able to go inside because he’s not actually an immortal vampire who can’t go in the sun just a blood sucker from the upside down
He hides out and senses that someone else is in the house can hear his heartbeat pacing around on the floor above him he can just about taste how warm his blood is how lovely that would be because he’s. so. cold.
Classic horror movie shot- Mike hears something in the basement and is lured down to check it out (this dumbass has a flashlight and Eddie is totally stalking his prey)
Surprise! Mike is his first victim he takes a HUGE bite outta his neck is and is just giving into his primal instincts Mike who was taken off guard was tackled down the stairs
Eddie has a moment of clarity and hilarity ensues
*jumps off “Oh, shit. Ohhhh shit. I-I I’m sorry man I didn’t mean, I just meant to hideout out here cause y’know hehe ummm that looks really bad” *throws a dirty towel from the laundry at him blood is everywhere
The realization of what is going on has excellent back and forth dialogue of basically “what the fuck, man?! And I thought you were dead” “something’s very wrong, but don’t tell anyone you’re fine!” *super speed to lock all the doors
Mike internally freaking out but has lost so much blood so he’s all woozy but is trying to talk down a feral Eddie who’s tweaking and switching from trying to assure Mike that this is probably nothing to telling him that he thinks maybe he has rabies
Just watching him like this 👁️👄👁️🩸
The word Vampire gets thrown around
Mike tries to reason with him and tell him everything’s going to be okay but he needs to let him call for backup
“You can’t because then you’ll know what I did and I don’t want that happen again, it won’t, I stopped myself first”…..sorry Ted
He dead upstairs in his recliner
This is Eddie’s first day of being a vampire accidents happen!
Yeah, he kills Mike. But- not before panicking and trying to get Mike to feed on him like in Fright Night
Vampire Mike?
Crying cause I just watched Josh Ovalle’s recent YT video and why were they on east 6th riding mechanical bulls😭 the bar was so dead too like that had to be a weekday too
So Mike asks Nancy for a gun after he’s ALREADY in dimension X so was he without any weapon going into battle??? He gonna fight the mind flayer and Vecna with an eye roll?
and another thing, we should’ve seen the main party plus Max drive this season
Jane/El never got to watch Buffy
We got a release date for A Winter's Promise graphic novel!
The art's being done by an artist named Vanyda (her watercolors look gorgeous, she nails so much of the architecture and atmosphere of the books from the few teasers we've gotten). It'll probably be a while before we see it translated—I'm just happy to have more of this story out in the world for people to hopefully stumble across and experience for the first time!
Wait whaaaat is this official either way oh my god
Dare I say that Guardians of the Galaxy has so many of the same themes and components as Stranger Things but actually executed well throughout?
can authors please for the love of god find another way to describe the height of parties other than saying “it was in full swing”
Reposting my own post in hopes that this actually reaches people this time
Reposting for 2026
As Mungo leaned over the water he focused on his reflection. He wondered what it was the men had recognized in him. Where was this signal he could not see, the semaphore he had never meant to send? Was it in how his eyes never quite met theirs, how they turned themselves down submissively? Was it in how he stood with his hands limp at his side, his weight on one leg? He wanted to find the signal, and he wanted to end its transmission. The men had looked at him as though they knew what lay inside his soul, things he still had not even admitted to himself. They knew the inescapable shame of it, how isolated it made him feel, and they had used that to separate him from his home and do as they pleased.
Douglas Stuart, Young Mungo
Masha
u seem lonely, wanna be friends?
cringing at someone actually reading what’s pretty much my diary for when I’m sad, but yeah I guess I am lonely.
but sure we can be friends🩷