19 year old egg,,, that's an old egg

what the fuck am i doing she/her

[mysharona1987]

[dcmultiverse]

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves

[iloveyoucallmeback-deactivated2]

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

[shesnake]

never bothered watching the movie but I feel this frame on a spiritual level

[depsidase]

[my-hyucking-spoons]

It'd be like that sometimes

[kitschcowboy]

when they show cartoon dogs as babies i go insane with love. they're so small

[myblained]

[kitschcowboy]

cosmo wanda i wish everyone who was mean to courage on this post goes to hell no matter what

[funnytwittertweets]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Yeah I got your 'BitCoin' right here

[evilscientist]

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[niqabisinparis]

friend: why are men like this 

me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started 

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Me irl: No one can EVER know this secret Me to 8k strangers online: You guys will never believe this

[goth-aunt]

[classicmeevs]

good boy

[unclefather]

eat your cereals

[meanplastic]

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right