Quotes, Conversations, & Beyond

He/they Barely existing What else do you need to know?

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[burnt-melody]

I say 3 week vacation in exchange of an organ,

You say gallbladder removal surgery

Po-tay-to, po-tah-to

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[burnt-melody]

Bulletproof vests for pride

I made and wore this last year and plan to hopefully wear it again this year but I never actually posted it anywhere last year

Pins

[burnt-melody]

Talking to a toddler is a great way to practice improv

[burnt-melody]

I’ve developed such a burning hatred for ads and commercials that now the only things I seem to watch are Dropout content and my ever-growing collection of DVDs and VHS’s 

This was my collection on September 14, 2025

This is my collection today: June 7, 2026

[homunculus-argument]

What if you're chronically ill and mostly in bed and a friend comes to visit and just. joins you in there. Just kinda wiggles into your bed with you to be the big spoon while you chat shit with them and hang out in the bed, and once it's their time to go they'll just get up, put their outside clothes back on, and fetch you a new beverage before leaving.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[burnt-melody]

My roommate just said “it’s convenient that the number of exorcisms needed went down significantly once we stopped using Latin” followed by “the people who got possessed were probably just mispronouncing their church Latin”

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[weaselle]

I know i've said it before, but if you are concerned it could be real and not a scam, the best way to avoid getting scammed is to return contact separately.

Here's how that works:

say you get a text from your internet provider, let's say it's Comcast (whom i hate). So you have this text that says it's from Comcast about your bill with a contact number and a clickable link -- could be real, could be a scam.

Don't touch anything about this text. Open a web browser and look up the customer service number for Comcast. Or get the number from the bill they send you. However you do it, get the contact info for Comcast from a trusted source, like an official phone directory or the Comcast website itself.

Get in touch with them using that information.

So. Let's run the example both ways it could go.

If it IS a scam: you reach out to Comcast and tell them you were contacted about a problem with your bill, they look you up in their customer database, and they tell you there is no problem with your bill.

If it's NOT a scam, you do the same thing, they look you up, and they explain the problem. In this case, neither Comcast nor the employees involved give a single shit whether or not you clicked the link in the text vs. going through their official website.

This works the same for the your bank, the IRS, Amazon, political causes, charities, everything.

By handling any questionable incoming calls to action this way, you significantly protect yourself from scams and malware and shit

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[burnt-melody]

I gotta rmrber to brig when I wake up tomorrow

Big newssds

Good night

[burnt-melody]

It’s not the bees fault that they mistook me for a flower, I am colorful and quite sweet 

[burnt-melody]

I will be indulging in creature behaviors going forward

[burnt-melody]

My friends keep getting mad at me for canceling therapy appointments and occasionally skipping my meds. They have even gone so far as to call me medication noncompliant, even though they are more noncompliant with their meds than I am.

What they don’t seem to understand is that the reason I skip appointments is because of scheduling issues with my job, and the reason I occasionally skip medication doses is because I can’t afford to refill my prescription so instead I miss a few days to make it last longer. I don’t like doing these things, but this is where I’m at financially and I can’t do too much about it. My last med refill cost me $140 at the dosage that I’m at now and my friends keep telling me I should go to the doctor (another expense.) so that I can up my dosage because they don’t think I’m at a high enough dosage. I believe my dosage is actually fine and all of my anxiety/depression that is remaining is just the result of the world being on fire and this eternal hellscape that we’re trapped in. I genuinely believe upping my dose would do nothing but sedate me further to the atrocities that are happening every day and I don’t want to be sedated.

I don’t need more medication, I need my job to let me listen to show tunes because that’s how I best manage my anxiety, depression, autism, ADHD, and chronic pain. The music distracts me from the depression and the anxiety and gives me something to focus on other than the pain I’m in or the sensory overload. I’m near constantly experiencing, but doesn’t distract me so much that it makes my ADHD near impossible to work with. But I can’t figure out how to ask for a job accommodations just to let me listen to a bit of music and not have them think. I’m some ridiculous entitled kid.

I’m not crazy, the world is crazy and I’m reacting to it as sane as I can without starting fires like I want to. And maybe my mental health is bad but it’s not so bad that I need to check myself into the ward again (which I can’t even do because all of them are overfilled)

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from.