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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

whitager

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

sandmandaddy69

oarfjsh

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

cantabilechaos

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

gay-jesus-probably

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

anarchistmemedistro

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202

grox

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

grox

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

pointnclick

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

marinebiologyshitposts

infinityonhighvevo

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

Can you show me a good map of Australia?

Sure. I mean, I have a bunch of screenshots saved, so it isn’t exactly a new idea, but here’s what it looks like (with a couple of corrections, mostly related to the boundary between Western Australia and the Northern Territory)

ALT

horizontalnobelcat

Wow, Australia looks a lot like America

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

strongermonster

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

lttrsfrmlnrrgby

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Make a 5 lb bag of caramelized onions in your slow cooker, freeze them in sandwich baggies, and never eat plain noodles/baguette/scrambled eggs with butter ever again. (I hope your onions caramelize. I hope both our onions caramelize.)

theocseason4

no offense but why do cat owners let them on counter tops? do they not shed and it gets on the food

You think i have any control over these bitches

russiawave

Котельная

huffy-1337

Imprisioned for crimes

anglerfl3sh

what do you think of the moon

I hope it stayes where it is

anglerfl3sh

What the devil are you talking about

catchymemes

onlinebeast

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

You're not cool or based for being dismissive of socialism. You've swallowed the same capitalist-peddled anti commie sentiment as any right wing shitheel, yours is just the repackaged lefty version "with extra cynicism!"

you live in iowa and i live in a post ~socialist yugoslavia country. say, what do you reckon which one of us has more of a realistic idea of what it all looks like off paper

alexfeelyx

Thing that I'm super tired of seeing on the internet (not in this exchange, this just reminded me of it):

person A living in a Western country: why don't we just [idea that has been implemented in Socialist countries with disastrous results]

person B living in a former Eastern Bloc country: yeah we tried that and it wasn't fun.

person A: you're cynical!/you're not a real leftist!

I would love it if the conversation could more often steer towards something like...

A: oh, I didn't know that. what could be done to prevent that outcome, in your opinion?

This would necessitate people like A to actually listen to the (often lived) experience of people like B and not pretend to know all about socialism in practice without ever having set foot in a post-socialist country.