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Not Another Munday Meme

☠ What song would be played at your muse’s funeral?

☮ What puts your mind at peace? What hobbies do you use to keep your mind off of stress?

☯ What's your dream tattoo?

♠ Is it easier to play a morally questionable muse or a morally good muse?

♥ Do you have a crush on anyone?

♡ If you could meet one person, living or dead, who would it be?

♢ Do you like to write fluff?

★ Who is the one muse that your muse loves above all others?

⚜ What other muses do you play?

☄ What's one thing roleplay wise that has been annoying you here lately?

☾ What's your most wished for AU?

☽ What muse do you want to rp with?

☼ What do you do when you're not rping?

☀ Describe the best day of your life.

☁ Is it rainy or about to rain where you are?

☂ What does your muse's umbrella look like?

✌ Describe the strangest thing in the room you're in right now.

✖ Thoughts on reblog karma?

回 What historical AU do you want to do most with your muse?

✧ Are you currently in school/college?

✦ What's your ringtone?

❤ What's been your favorite thread so far on this muse account?

❥ Who is your favorite muse to play?

™ Do you prefer writing OCs or canon muses?

ツ Who was your favorite teacher?

♬ What song is stuck in your head right now?

☆ Favorite icon of your muse?

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IMPORTANT UPDATE

“So I’ve been doing some thinking and I’m splitting this blog up. I haven’t made the canon characters blog yet, but my OCs are over at @unwritten--word! Go follow? I’m continuing their threads over there!”

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Send me “💙 “ if you would ship our muses!

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youmissedsxcker:

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER                 I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Give me reasons as to why our Muses’ relationship might end

Would they grow apart? Would one’s issues eventually push the other away? This can count for both romantic and platonic ships!

Challenge: Turn it into a thread.

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Doctor Who au where everything is the same but the Doctor has heelys.

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One Hundred Ways to Say ‘I Love You’

“Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”

“It reminded me of you.”

“No, no, it’s my treat.”

“Come here.  Let me fix it.”

“I’ll walk you home.”

“Have a good day at work.”

“I dreamt about you last night.”

“Take my seat.”

“I saved a piece for you.”

“I’m sorry for your loss.”

“You can have half.”

“Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”

“Sorry I’m late.”

“Can I have this dance?”

“I made your favourite.”

“It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”

“Watch your step.”

“Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“You can borrow mine.”

“You might like this.”

“It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”

“I’ll wait.”

“Just because.”

“Look both ways.”

“I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”

“Try some.”

“Drive safely.”

“Well, what do you want to do?”

“One more chapter.”

“Don’t worry about me.”

“It looks good on you.”

“Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”

“That’s okay, I bought two.”

“After you.”

“We’ll figure it out.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“I like your laugh.”

“Don’t cry.”

“I made this for you.”

“Go back to sleep.”

“Is this okay?”

“I picked these for you.”

“I’ll drive you to the hospital.”

“What do you want to watch?”

“You can go first.”

“Did you get my letter?”

“I’ll do it for you.”

“Call me when you get home.”

“I think you’re beautiful.”

“Are you sure?”

“Have fun.”

“Sit down, I’ll get it.”

“I made reservations.”

“I don’t mind.”

“It brings out your eyes.”

“There is enough room for both of us.”

“You don’t have to say anything.”

“Wow.”

“Happy birthday.”

“I’ll pick it up after work.”

“It can wait until tomorrow.”

“Cross my heart and hope to die.”

“It’s two sugars, right?”

“I’ll help you study.”

“Stay over.”

“I did the dishes.”

“You didn’t have to ask.”

“I bought you a ticket.”

“You’re warm.”

“No reason.”

“I’ll meet you halfway.”

“Take mine.”

“We can share.”

“I was just thinking about you.”

“I want you to have this.”

“Call me if you need anything.”

“Do you want to come too?”

“I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”

“Is your seatbelt on?”

“Sweet dreams.”

“I was in the neighbourhood.”

“Stay there. I’m coming to get you.”

“The key is under the mat.”

“It doesn’t bother me.”

“You’re important too.”

“I saved you a seat.”

“I’ll see you later.”

“I noticed.”

“You can tell me anything.”

“I hope you like it.”

“I want you to be happy.”

“I believe in you.”

“You can do it.”

“Good luck.”

“I brought you an umbrella.”

“I’ll pick you up at the airport.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Be careful.”

And…

“I love you.”

[textsfromlastapocalpyse]

See more at Texts from Last Apocalypse

Text from Texts from Last Night.

Images from Home of the Nutty

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if you’re an active rper, please do reblog this. 

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where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture (because srsly trying to catfish someone with a really famous person is hilarious and cute because the profile also had some really dorky info about liking model trains and farmers’ markets) cue an online romance and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew…

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“This year sucked. Good riddance,” Christina says as a way of greeting Dean for the first time.

“Couldn’t agree more.” Dean sighs, not really sure who she was.

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“Beer?” she asks, offering him the second bottle she’s holding. The first, already uncapped, she takes a drink from.

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Send my muse one of the following texts to see how they react:

[roleplayermemes]

[text] I need you so bad right now

[text] They know.

[text] I know everything.

[text] OH FUCK OH FUCK

[text] ARE YOU TRYING TO SEXT ME?

[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you.

[text] I accidentally sent it to the wrong person, help?!

[text] We need to talk

[text] I don’t want to talk about it

[text] The bed is definitely broken beyond repair…

[text] Delete my number

[text] Either way I’m going to make you scream my name by the end of the night

[text] Come over in the next 5 minutes, or not at all

[text] Stop ignoring me and pick up your phone

[text] I th  unk drink? Help me can home?!!!!! :xx)

[text] You free tomorrow?

[text] You left your shirt and I’ve been wearing it all day, so now it’s mine

[text] I don’t think you understand just how big his dick is!!!

[text] Thanks to you, the new neighbours now know my name xxx

[text] If I said that I was wearing nothing but an apron and was armed with strawberries and whipped cream, how quickly would you come into the kitchen?

[text] What’s the dress code?

[text] Black, red w/ lace or  sheer white????

[text] I know you said not to clean your room, but it was filthy- also for future reference, hide that in your sock draw and not under your pillow next him.

[text] YOU SAID THE BITES WEREN’T EVEN THAT VISIBLE?!?! MY BOSS HAS JUST GIVEN ME A SCARF TO COVER UP MY NECK FOR BEING “INAPPROPRIATE”

[text] I hear a celebration is in order?!

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My muse wakes up in bed next to your muse.

Send me a 🏨 and I’ll generate a number 1 - 50 for what my muse will say to yours…

Phrases range from shippy to platonic. Feel free to modify to fit your muses.

Keep reading

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Send me  “HC”  + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

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send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

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A Little Teenage Rebellion || pre-series-samwinchester

[pre-series-samwinchester]

“Only if what your doing proves to be a hazard to the school itself or the students and staff, I tend to pay it no mind.” Sam called over his shoulder. As they were walking, he could hear whisperings from a few in the hallway.

“Is that the Shurely boy?”

“Why is he with Prez?”

“I bet he got into trouble again.”

Sam clenched his jaw minutely, but said nothing as he headed to his locker to get his books. “I’d have half a mind to write them up.” he muttered as he rummaged through his locker.

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Nick’s gotten accustomed to tuning out the insults and comments that seemed to follow him wherever he goes - honestly, who cares what some kids think? - but it was interesting to see Sam’s reaction. “They’re just idiots, Sam.”

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