Three Little Fonzies

Groovy like a drive-in movie.

[mrdsc1010]

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

[zombiebrainsoup]

[politijohn]

This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.

[incel-waifu]

stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal

[politijohn]

Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.

I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story

Also:

[cuzthatsmydj]

Period

[skodasforge]

G*d people really acting like a bartender with student debt showed up to a photoshoot with a $10,000 wardrobe in tow. That’s not how any of this works.

[lizardvvizard]

[foamyphilosophy]

She is the voice of a generation. The fact many people would rather support corporate politicians bought off by big businesses who don’t care about us and are basically Republican-lite says a lot about how gullible they are. She is fighting for the working class, Medicare for All has been proven that it would save the country trillions of dollars NOT hurt us, she actually wants to help the environment, and is making plans to get money out of politics. She’s a better breed of politician than any of the others and I support her.

[eorliingas]

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

[eorliingas]

[fiftythousandfrozenfoxes]

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45

[eorliingas]

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

I added additional effects on that first edit.

[burpy-dragon]

If the Harry Potter Franchise followed the title format for Fantastic Beasts 2

Harry Potter and the Suspicions of Snape

Harry Potter and the Bite of the Basilisk

Harry Potter and the Shenigans of Sirius

Harry Potter and the Rebirth of Voldemort

Harry Potter and the Killing of Sirius

Harry Potter and the Betrayals of Snape

Harry Potter and the Lies of Dumbledore

[77zcr-deactivated20240609]

deadass 🤣

[coolthingoftheday]

[marc0-p0l0-deactivated20160621]

Donald Trump telling Bernie supporters they’re welcome to support him feels like the scene where Voldemort declares that Harry Potter is dead and asks if anyone wants to start following him.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[burpy-dragon]

Volunteering as Fake Number for Fuckboys

Apply via DM

[burpy-dragon]

I Wasn't

Smart enough for my parents Good enough for her Attractive enough to be popular Funny enough for my friends Fit enough to win medals Patient enough to be happy Thin enough to not suck in my stomach Clever enough to be remembered Kind enough to be appreciated But you know what? I'm smart enough to know that I'm Good enough for myself and it's Funny that I thought looks matter. I'm Fit to live my life for myself even if my Patience and love for life wears Thin and if I'm just a little bit Clever I can get by knowing I'm one of a Kind.

[burpy-dragon]

[Sometimes I remember that there are people...who exist...who want people to identify themselves by their gender VOCALLY when they walk into a bathroom.  And that makes me unceasingly furious but it also does make me think of how much fun I could have screwing with them.]

HI YES HELLO IT IS I, A MAN.  I AM A MAN WITH A PENIS IN THE MEN’S BATHROOM TO RELIEVE MYSELF.  WITH MY PENIS.  WHICH I HAVE.

I am going to use the stall rather than the urinal NOT BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A PENIS WHICH I MOST CERTAINLY DO.  I AM DOING THIS BOTH BECAUSE IT CAUSES LESS SPLASHBACK AND I AM SIX AND A HALF FEET TALL AND I DON’T WANT YOU THINKING I’M LOOKING OVER THE USELESS URINAL DIVIDER TO CHECK IF YOU ALSO HAVE A PENIS AND ARE AS SUCH A MAN LIKE ME.  

I HAVE FINISHED PEEING NOW AND I AM EXITING THE URINAL, STILL AS A MAN IN CASE ANYBODY WAS WONDERING.  I HAVE RELIEVED THE TENSION IN MY BLADDER VIA MY PENIS WHICH JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT I DO ABSOLUTELY HAVE.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY FELLOW MEN, PENIS HAVING OR OTHERWISE.  NO SIR I DO NOT KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THERE ARE ANY NON-PENIS HAVERS IN THE ROOM I’M NOT IN THE HABIT OF LOOKING UNDER STALLS OR OVER DIVIDERS.

LIKE A PERVERT.

NO YOU DON’T TAKE THAT TONE WITH *ME*

I SAID GOOD DAY.

[burpy-dragon]

Grace and Frankie looks like a great show

[mrskingbing]

Sam is really inspired by Sharon’s speech 

[thursday]

[compassadvocacy]

The first of many, ranging from professional development to social conversations :)

[finndamerons-archive]

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

The Curse of Aaron Ramsey: Every time Aaron Ramsey has scored a goal, someone famous has died shortly after.

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

THE CURSE IS REAL

[badgyalbeebee-deactivated201902]

i cannot believe this