suspend my disbelief

Mackenzie - 25, CT

[salty-red-mage]

“Impeachment is divisive, it could destroy the country!”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Fuck it up, Linus.

[thepoisonroom]

the concept of physical beauty is a scam unless you’re calling me cute in which case it is valid, actually

[blackholejamie-deactivated20210]

[chewbacca]

Courageous Selma Blair discusses MS in first interview since diagnosis 💚

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[hydro-homies]

Rebrand

[born-for-fame]

me AF

[bee-shrek-test-in-the-house]

SOME

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[friendlyneighborhoodlesbo]

Me whenever I do something slightly awkward:

[bob-belcher]

[stjudy]

we’re danny devito stans first and humans second

[amoisthobo]

This man is gonna die on the set of always sunny

[bitchycode]

[leslieknxpe-blog]

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[mori-sempai]

(Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)

“What”

(Leaves the room without saying anything)

[annoyinger]

“Hey penis”

“THAT’S NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT”

[thruheavenandhighwater]

“mom said she doesn’t like you and also that you’re a bitch”

“yeah I know. what’s up.”

[savingpeopleslayingthings]