Awesome Sauce

[teathattast]

a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

[delicatelytoobear]

[cillianmurphy]

i may be a closed off person but i will never surpass the level that jake gyllenhaal was on when he replied “There are some things I keep to myself, that are my business…” when asked what type of sandwich he ate

[meangirlnurse]

[princewillows-deactivated201409]

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

[3301993]

And yet you offer yours.

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

[herspanic]

[pleasetrysomethingelse]

[catchymemes]

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

[guy]

this is metal af

[loloftheday]

Our cat had all four roommates feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other roommate already fed him. This was our solution, hopefully he will slim down a bit.

[itskyatto]

[coquetrys-blog]

remember when dash drama looked like this

[ratzenbeco]

[beetnelson]

my cat in the front room staring at mysterious spirits that cannot be acknowledged by the human eye

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[catsnsmiles]

[vladtheunfollower]

Enhance

[braixxen]

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[timotaychalamet]

Tom Hardy: *grunts*

me: THAT’S ACTING BITCH LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS

[daftalchemist]

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life

this is me calling the police