smile, my friend.

it's sunrise.

[frosch-byte-deactivated20220405]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Leman Russ finds non-furry sex both confusing and kinky and refers to it as “skin yiffing”

[kittensnax]

nothing in tf2 can ever compare to overwatch sprays

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

how come the furry in the spray looks like OP’s icon

[nice-homestuck-reference-bro]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Staff approved version

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Can servo skulls doot? Like. Can they doot doot.

Of course! They can also scream incredibly loudly from behind and just above your head when you least expect it.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

GW webstore says that Company Veterans will get stuff gifted to them as they climb the ranks, and frankly I think that's hilarious. You kill a Nob and your Sergeant tosses you a bolter. Take out a Traitor Guard gun emplacement and some Devastator gives you his plasma cannon. Some guy does a nice job 1v5ing a bunch of 'gaunts so you give him your bolter. Like a garage sale of courage and weaponry.

You kill a daemon prince: immediately shot through the head for seeing super secret heretical things. Best reward EVER. 10/10, would serve the Inquisition again.

[moongoer]

RIVERDALE IS THE ONLY SHOW ON TV

[clownsblogging-deactivated20200]

Can’t believe jughead died in thr fucking future

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

only 12 days until jughead dies

[gothboobs]

jughead is jugdead lads

[porterr-robinson]

[geekinglikeaboss]

the dogs reaction tells me this is a game they have played many many times and he can’t wait to provoke this dude into chasing him through the house

[willow-wanderings]

The split-second play bow the doggo does before he takes off really makes this whole video XD

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

what imperial organisation has a higher concentration of lesbians, the sisters of silence or the sisters of battle?

Yes

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

A daemon made of latex/rubber must also exist and that knowledge is your fault

He’s called the Bad Dragon and he’s got feelings

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

The Dark Eldar are what happens when fetish people got their hands on 40K.

“Fetish” is a broad concept, anon.

I for example, would say that the astartes are rampant pauldron fetishists, and the Tau are super into mecha porn. Dark Eldar are kinky, sure, but not necessarily fetishistic. Though some definitely are.On the other hand, you have Slaaneshi daemons literally formed from the coalescent fetishes of humanity. That’s right, folks, there is 100% a daemon of golden showers in the Warp and you can’t change that.

[faygo]

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

[etct-deactivated20240208]

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

[o-ceti]

[luwupercal]

DISCORD PAL JUST SENT ME A VERY IMPORTANT NEW IMAGE

[astoraths]

!!! Big boys!! Something about them is making me laugh so hard though

Horus: you’re getting bullied and someone pushes you on the ground. Horus shows up, puts his hand on his sword, and they all run away. Horus gives a “hey little dude” nod and continues on his way. You later find out that he is personally responsible for several war crimes

Magnus just remembered he left the Bunsen burner on and he’s planning to grab the edge of his sleeve and dramatically whoosh it as he turns and walks away. In addition, the back of his robe is on fire because he decided to do science in gear entirely inappropriate for the laboratory setting

[luwupercal]

WKDJSFLKDJSHFKJDSH MAGNUS YOU NEED TO PRACTISE BETTER LAB SAFETY MY BOY

god i fucking wish war criminal gym teacher horus lupercal would rescue me from bullies

also

heres one thing ive been discussing on discord and tumblr about these images. specifically magnus

because in that one he’s chillin and his hair is smooth, and in other art he’s attack-y and his hair is floofy

WHICH IMPLIES THAT MAGNUS DOES THE STUDIO GHIBLI HAIR THING

[wtf-skittens]

I am absolutely here for Magnus’ hair floofing up like an angry cat. XD

Re. Horus there - on the one hand, it’s nice to see a guy with skintight chainmail tiddies 

but on the other hand

why the fucken skin tight chain mail tiddies

W H Y

[luwupercal]

WHY WOULDN’T YOU WANT TO SEE PRE HERESY HORUS’S BOOBS DETAILED IN HD

[wtf-skittens]

BECAUSE IF THEY’RE GOING TO SHOW ME PRE HERESY HORUS’S BOOBS IN HD

DO IT PROPERLY

AND MAKE HIM S H I R T L E S S  YOU COWARDS

GO BIG OR GO HOME

[huntsman-ash]

Horus looks like a Himbo

[terranholyfamily]

Horus IS a Himbo

[ham-of-war]

Oh shit imagine the amount of cloth hanging from Red boy

[ham-of-war]

Also

[zweihanderblue]

i made transparent front facing pogchamp

[zweihanderblue]

[meme-theft]

Wut

[a-conversationn]

Why would you lie

[thathighguy]

I trusted you

[jungtaes]

where is the oscar for this video?

[wheel-skellington]

god when he almost forgot what he was gonna tell his mom 

[will-x-vi]

Levels to this

[funny-history]