she lain on my chap til i high

he/it/pups. over 18. girlboy fag and habitual gore poster

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[kaz-butt]

artfight attack on @skateboard-wizard

[damazcuz]

Day 1 of fucking that old man.

[damazcuz]

Good lird he crumbled to dust.

[captain-cargoshorts]

Fortunately, a solution!

1. Get some water

2. Mix him into a paste

3. Form him back into shape

4. Let him dry or perhaps cook him

5. Fuck him again

[damazcuz]

☝️Don't let an old man crumbling to dust stop you. FUCK HIM AGAIN.

[targetedknowledge]

[raven-matrices]

Absolute gold in the replies

[bugtoucher420]

Do you know how short Metamorphosis would have been if Gregor Samsa had woken up as an aphid. Nature’s chicken nugget. He gets eaten after five pages

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Daum Crystal Mare

[the-big-mood]

human pov following objects 😭

[kenoeomaybe]

Mammgnuth

[beemovieerotica]

[driancaboose]

[prokopetz]

It's a shame that most fantasy farming sim RPGs are so squeamish about raising animals for meat because there's such a rich body of folklore concerning Weird Shit Happening to Livestock to draw upon. Like, forget a dungeon crawler minigame – I need enchanted swords and magic potions to deal with whatever is fucking around with the cows!

[prokopetz]

#fantasy farming sim game that slowly reveals itself to be a retelling of the Tain (@carthus-flame-arc)

Fantasy farming sim where you need to complete all of your life goals within five years because at the end of year five you are invariably killed by Cú Chulainn.

(This happens even if you're not a warrior and never go anywhere near a battlefield. He finds a way.)

[soulren]

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

[spookyresearch]

What is your favourite way to consume horror?

Films/movies

TV shows

Books

Podcasts

Video games

TTRPGs

Comics

Haunted attractions

Theme parks

Round the campfire

Weird little YouTube videos

Something else! (Please tell us)

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[quail-in-red]

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

[earthkinoustar]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong vizier, advising his sultan

[english-history-trip]

[ellielol]

i think the only people who should be allowed access to AI image/video generation tools are gay men with incredibly niche fetish tumblr blogs. what politicians can i vote for to get this enacted.