This was no path to glory

ISFP. Shut-in. TV addict.

[burytheworries]

Hey, so I REALLY miss it here

Hello? Anyone?

[hafael-archive]

the good place giving me that good ass soulmate shit

[pure]

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

[library-mermaid-blog]

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

[iraffiruse]

[fullmetal-titan]

[fullhalalalchemist]

🚨🚨🚨

today is Nov. 15. the FCC, under chairman Ajit Pai, will not listen to the public despite millions of comments in support of net neutrality. They are going to try their hardest to kill net neutrality, which in turn will kill the internet, which in turn will help eradicate democracy. it won’t just affect Americans, it has the potential to affect the entire internet, something we ALL use daily. you can bet your ass other countries will see america doing this, and use it as an excuse to do it in their own countries.

this is what buying a plan without net neutrality looks like there:

you have to pay MORE for features you’re already guaranteed to have under net neutrality. and in america, you already know how expensive everything is.

democrats AND republicans both want net neutrality. advocacy groups in touch with congress have said that if your members of congress receive calls from you, they are more encouraged and more likely to take action to stop Pai’s plan to gut net neutrality. after Nov. 22, it will be MUCH HARDER to convince your member of congress.

please, call them. call them daily.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

[fullhalalalchemist]

hey guys, please reblog this version and don’t forget to call!!! if you are nervous about calling, you can use resistbot to send faxes to your reps and the stance app to pre-record your message so you won’t have to speak to anyone. (available in both google play and app store)

[ithelpstodream]

[milesgmoralles]

Friends: relatable edition

[dankmemeuniversity]

[androgyny-queen]

Me @ me when I’m going to bed

[averagefairy]

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

[bruisingfetish]

YAS finally someone said this

[fiftyoneshadesofbear]

Girls with big boobs are jealous of the girls with small chests. Girls with little titties always want bigger ones. There’s no middle ground! Me, I love ALL boobs, regardless of size!  They’re all fun, they’re all gorgeous, and I can’t get enough of them!  Please, feel free to share!

[averagefairy]

everyone please pray for this man he’s so out of his mind he hallucinated the part Where I Asked :/ so sad

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[nonbinarysasquatch]

If there’s one thing I’ll give 2017 over 2016, it’s that it’s kind of stunning that the year is mostly over? 

2016 felt like the year that would never die. 

2017 is a hectic nightmare that never slows down enough for you to be aware of the passage of time.

[taraljc]

accurate.

[geniusoflove]

Anyone wanna get in an argument with me

[mayaziska-deactivated20210921]

ok cream cheese isn’t that good

[geniusoflove]

I was kidding but you know what fuck you for real

[oppa-homeless-style]

shoutout to all my followers in ohio

[oppa-homeless-style]

I’m not in ohio or anything, I just thought you could use some extra positivity because you have to live in fucking ohio

[raininginjuly18-deactivated2025]

For real. Thank you. Ohio fucking blows

[thyrell]

sorry for all the haiku bot posts i reblog i just love haikus

[haiku-robot]

sorry for all the haiku bot posts i reblog i just love haikus

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[thyrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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