Drowned in Moonlight

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[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[vampxrebarbie]

[yekokataa]

do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it

[yekokataa]

also the car goes hilariously SLOW. they've gone about 35 miles over the past 12 hours. this is gonna be a longass roadtrip

[yekokataa]

the internet road trip car has a radio that gets like 5 local stations. everyone in the car has gotten really into WBOR, a college station in maine. (we're still in maine. we're going to be in maine for days) they've decided to take the car to the station but in order to make sure they arrive during the day while the djs are on air, they're killing time by driving around backroads on islands

[yekokataa]

big news, i just tuned in and the car has made it to brunswick maine, estimated to arrive at WBOR hq in 30 mins. the radio was playing an early round of applause

[yekokataa]

the dj is playing traditional french music from the 60s right now and is following the progress of the car which is taking a scenic route to see the sights of brunswick

[yekokataa]

we are HERe we are triumphantly honking while french music plays on the radio

[yekokataa]

WBOR is rickrolling us

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[annatorv]

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

[laughconfetti]

serotinin administered

[ameliafromafairytale]

[annatorv]

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

[laughconfetti]

serotinin administered

[ameliafromafairytale]

[marcchurch]

[raptorcivilization]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a movie first and foremost about the destruction of minority neighborhoods and public transit by the American car industry. After that, it's a technological milestone. And then it's about cartoons

[inamindfarfaraway]

@cornfieldsrambles Your analysis is 100% correct and your Jessica Rabbit emotions are profoundly valid!

[russiawave]

[capytalism]

special women’s day discount included

[tuesdayisfordancing]

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

[doomsday-dj]

Especially when it comes with a side of “this OTHER enemy isn’t being your enemy in the right way. I will help you defeat them, so that I can go back to being your primary enemy, your correct enemy.”

[totallyfubar]

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

[nightstargalaxy]

why

[totallyfubar]

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

[totallyfubar]

This post is around 10 years old and I just had someone bring it up to me at a wedding

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[willabee]

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

[willabee]

impressive

[bipdf]

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

[werkwerkelizaaa]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[jackalovski]

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

[arizonasupernova]

THIS SUMMERS GONNA BE SO COOL