hairspray → lyrics starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ I woke up today feeling the way I always do. ❞
❝ When I start to dance, I’m a movie star. ❞
❝ What good’s a man’s world without a woman by his side? ❞
❝ I’m your man and you’re my girl. ❞
❝ I’m your king and you’re my queen. ❞
❝ Oh Mother, not more ancient history! ❞
❝ Oh, my God, how times have changed! ❞
❝ Wake up from that dream of yours, this isn’t 1930. ❞
❝ Remember – Mother knows best. ❞
❝ You/He/She/They will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes. ❞
❝ She’ll never get a date ‘til Daddy buys her a new nose. ❞
❝ Do you dance like you dress? ❞
❝ First impressions can be tough and when I saw you, I knew it. ❞
❝ I think they secretly liked you! ❞
❝ He touched me, he looked at me and stared. ❞
❝ Everybody says that a girl who looks like me can’t win his/your love. ❞
❝ I won’t go all the way, but I’ll go pretty far. ❞
❝ This heavyweight champion takes the prize. ❞
❝ Everybody says that a guy who’s such a gem won’t look my way, well, the laugh’s on them. ❞
❝ Everybody warns that he won’t like what he’ll see but I know that he’ll look inside of me. ❞
❝ It’s hard having fun playing with yourself. ❞
❝ Take me home and then unwrap me. ❞
❝ I don’t come cheap but the kisses come free. ❞
❝ I haven’t left this house in years. ❞
❝ The neighbors haven’t seen me since I was a size ten. ❞
❝ It’s been years since someone asked me to dance. ❞
❝ Take your old-fashioned fears and just throw them away. ❞
❝ I’m the cutest chickie that you ever did see. ❞
❝ I can’t see why people look at me and only see the color of my face. ❞
❝ I’m tired of covering up all my pride. ❞
❝ The people around here can barely pay their rent. They’re trying to make dollar out of fifteen cents. ❞
❝ Don’t be stingy, I’m a growing girl. ❞
❝ I’m big, blonde and beautiful. ❞
❝ Don’t you sniff around for something fluffy and light. We need a man who brings a man-size appetite. ❞
❝ I’ll let you lick the spoon. ❞
❝ They say that white has might and thin is in. Well, that’s just bull. ❞
❝ Who wants a twig when you can climb the whole tree. ❞
❝ You’re timeless to me. ❞
❝ You’re like a stinky old cheese, babe. Just getting riper with age. ❞
❝ You’re fat and old, baby, boring, you ain’t. ❞
❝ You’re stuck with me until the bitter end ❞
❝ You’ll always be du jour, mon amor. ❞
❝ We lost so many on the way. ❞
❝ I never looked inside myself, though on the outside, I looked good! ❞
❝ You made me the man I am today. ❞
❝ I’m in love with you no matter what you weigh. ❞
❝ Without love, life is like the seasons with no summer. ❞
❝ If you don’t like the way I look, well, I just don’t give a damn. ❞
❝ I know we’ve come so far but we’ve got so far to go. ❞
❝ If I were her I’d be depressed. ❞
❝ Stop telling me what to do. ❞
❝ Don’t treat me like a child of two. ❞
❝ I know that you want what’s best but please, give it a rest. ❞
❝ Once upon a time I used to play with childhood toys, but now I’d rather play around with older boys. ❞
❝ You’re the one who taught me how to twist and shout, because you shout non-stop and you’re twisted too. ❞
❝ You always taught me what was right from wrong, and now I just wanna give it a try. ❞
❝ I’ve been in the nest for far too long. ❞
❝ Someday I will meet a man you won’t condemn and we will have some kids and you can torture them. ❞
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