[bushwackateas]

I am hella craving a wendy’s baked potato, some damn chili, and a frosty. do I wanna spend money or continue eating relatively healthy ?? tbh send wendy’s

[shittycryptids]

A cat but its meows sound like danny devito saying “whore”

[bushwackateas]

mobile is honestly trash and currently so is tumblr on desktop, I don’t want an email every time I log in thanks.

anyway, what is up party people

[bushwackateas]

ok, but I cried a lil bit today for the victims of the golden state killer.

[shittycryptids]

Mothman, but the size of a regular moth

[bushwackateas]

@avaatars yo i’m down. it’s more fun to cook for people than it is to cook for myself

[bushwackateas]

I have a love/hate relationship with cooking. honestly I’m pretty great at cooking random ass bullshit, but at what cost ??

[mediumsizedboy]

Girls on tinder: “not looking to play games!!!!” Me, a gamer: 😢

[gurguliare]

it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

[constellationish]

reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know 

[runnily]

[bushwackateas]

@hauntedplum i am dumb and the story is dumb

[bushwackateas]

i drunkenly broke my foot so that’s fun! how’s everyone’s week been?

[bushwackateas]

I am just so...tired.

[bushwackateas]

honestly I think I’ve become obsessed with hobo johnson more than anything else lately.

[freeaudrey]

happy birthday to someone who has quickly became one of my favorite people, Travis Mills. (Who tumblr won’t let me tag.) I hope I managed to make your birthday a great one.

[bushwackateas]

um I hope all of you get kissed today

[bushwackateas]

I’m a year closer to 30 someone get me drunk tonight ok thanks