come on sweet catastrophe

derek thieriot gh - breakinggr.und

[jumex]

im educated but like…im still stupit

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL

[punlich]

nonsexual intimate cuddling is important and valuable and good

[fcoppola]

Ma’am, I’m eight years old. You think I would be here alone? Home Alone (1990) // Dir. Chris Columbus

[muzic-deactivated20181204]

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

[muzic-deactivated20181204]

If you’re a demon double interact

[sorcererg]

[badjokesbyjeff]

My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…

I’ll return.

[844k]

[ardhangini]

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

[thatonepilotonce-blog]

someone: what are your plans for the weekend

me: who knows

me: (i know)

me: (i'm not leaving the house)

[hopelessbromantic]

i need to fix my follows but that sounds more like a problem for future me

[mondobrains]

[valtsv]

me: *trying to explain my jumbled and incoherent thoughts out loud in a way that can be understood*

person i’m talking to:

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[ripe]

mayapolarbear on ig

[rnoongirl1996]

*gently glows*

[catchymemes]

[klxud-deactivated20210818]