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sherlock-hannibal

Which do you prefer?

bittyblueeyes

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

ziamdynasty

a wholesome post thank u

shrineart

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

agayworthfightingfor

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

kimmycup

I just love this man, cause he’s so fucking REAL. Kids are cool. Cooking is cool.

But I too, when faced with someone who has pigeons in their kitchen and claims they own a food business, would want to scream a lot.

willow-wanderings

Y'all have got to see his youtube channel. He’s got a ton of videos where he’s just teaching you how to cook something and he’s literally so excited he bounces in place. He’s like, a human-shaped border collie, trying to bring you all his favourite toys at once and he can’t stop borking excitedly about it the whole time

wasjopara

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

thebootydiaries

me in public

thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello

camalilium

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

fuks

becauseofkanye

noami campbell for fendi eyewear, 1992

bob-belcher

seriousjones

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

yarking

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

storytruths

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

vikingofficial-deactivated20241

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

bortoukali

justinscrew

powerfulwizard

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors:

celebrity-pharmacist

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.