whizzer:twink

17 ☆ canadian 

[bussywhizzer]

hey guys this discourse should've died literally years ago but some people are still living in the stone age so here’s your reminder that headcanoning marvin and whizzer as anything other than gay is actually homophobic!

[bussywhizzer]

what if i wrote a sequel to antigravity

[bussywhizzer]

my friend filmed all our teachers doing the fortnite dances at our holiday assembly and it went viral on reddit gjkndfls;fgbgiudoufghiknjfddldlskvdjnkvfsm.

[mkinnon]

homosexuals

women with children

ex ex lovers

and a teeny tiny band.

[whizzer-wins]

Everyone shut the hell up and post Marvin titty until December 17

[tariqah]

Praying for a Christmas miracle that reunites the Bush family in Hell before the end of 2018😔🙏😫🙏😔 George Bush deserves to be close to his parents 🙏🙏😔😔😫😫

[gee-whizzer]

This post came into my home while I was eating dinner with my family and shoved my head into the stuffing on my table and called me a “dumb dyke”

[evan-plantsen]

not so friendly reminder that Marvin’s passion (whizzer) literally dies…

[christinecanigula-archive]

you know in jasons bar mitzvah when trina and the lesbians r like “i feel more helpless then i have in years”? that’s. yeah.

[dickieword]

Well the situations this, I do not mean to cause a stink:

I divorced my wife, I left my child,

And I ran off with a twink

[bussywhizzer]

wait ppl actually, genuinely think whizzer is older than marvin?? lmao in what universe. he’s most obviously younger like. his characterization, behaviour, and attitude throughout the show imply he’s younger by marvin by at least four or five years. he’s younger, prettier, and sexier, which is like the whole reason marvin got with him in the first place. NOT TO MENTION how whizzer being younger than marvin/young in general makes his death all the more tragic, as well as reflecting the time period, because it was men in their prime who were most vastly affected by the aids crisis.

[queenbruv]

In Love Is Blind, Mendel says “let’s not discuss the weather, let’s face the facts” but then in Unlikely Lovers, Cordelia and Charlotte suggest AVOIDING the facts by discussing the weather (“I love bad weather”)

[roykent6]

the Falsettos anniversary gave us lots of new content, but the best of all of it is these two pictures of a couple of sweet boys on Whizzer’s bed during tech

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

straight ppl really think gays just hate other gays who aren’t open about their sexuality hence why so many coming out stories written by straight ppl have openly gay characters telling closeted characters they need to come or else they hate themselves like bitch that’s not self hatred that’s just protecting yourself and exercising ur right to privacy

[queertillyarchive]

I don’t think straight people really think we hate closeted people. I think THEY hate closeted people because it makes them uncomfortable that the gays could be among them without them instantly knowing. I think they hate closeted people because they feel entitled to know intimate details about our ~lurid~ lives. But they know they can’t just SAY that so they put it in the mouths of fictional gay people for plausible deniability.

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

when marvin tells whizzer to move a pawn and whizzer moved the pawn? us bottoms felt that

[unlikeliest-lovers-blog]

let’s not forget how whizzer tried to tell marvin to move the pawn and literally had to take his hand and do it himself bc marvin is that much of a top

[bussywhizzer]

andrew is really making me cry on this day

[themadburnish]

“everything stays, but it still changes…”