[worm2000]

a digital friend for you and me

[citrus-soda]

The joy of song.

[cynicjovial]

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

[weltenwellen]

Anis Mojgani, from “Here I Am”, Songs from Under the River: A Collection of Poetry

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[roseticospacebae]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[guooey]

I need clear instructions for every small task and conversation in my life or else I embarrass myself but it’s okay I’m handling it fine 

[consultingfujoshi]

you make stede happy

[busycryinggg]

what the fuck is the architect/designer thinking when they built my apartment. having the front door next to the door to the bathroom. living with people other than myself means sometimes i hear the main door open and closing as i POOP like I DO NOT WANT TO BE PERCEIVED NOR HEARD WHEN I DROP MY THANGS

[nandorscloak]

Two more season 4 predictions:

Laszlo wrote Ra-Ra-Rasputin

Laszlo fucked Rasputin

[antimasculist]

as a girl whos a gross dude i looove men who are fancy ladies. we are best friends

[oh-its-suds]

I did not process a single bit of that ngl

[antimasculist]

nobody asked. sorry you dont understand me and my friends 3d chess genders

[leithianxx]

It's SO EXTREMELY FUNNY TO ME that the reason Ed has absolutely zero shame or embarrassment about singing his terrible cringe song pathetically dressed in his ex's clothes in front of the entire crew is because he's still Blackbeard and everyone is so scared of him they'd never fuckin dare say anything lmao I feel like that sounds sad on the surface but I believe in my heart that Ed knows this and doesn't give a shit, just uses it as an excuse to be like you will listen to my poetry :) and you will like it :) Like he hasn't given two shits about the crew before this and directly after he literally tries to kill them. He acts like Stede is just using the crew and everyone else as playthings but Ed also shows a decent amount of disregard for others perspectives and uses people to just bounce off his own little ideas. They both are SUPER self centred in that way and a big reason why they get each other.

This is why his little active listening face head tilt makes me shriek laughing every time. Like he's not naive or stupid, he knows they have to say his song is amazing because they are terrified, he just doesn't care because that's what he wants to hear in that moment

[ruby-cloud]

[ensorcell0gical]

He’s just so….💕💖😩🥰🥺💖❤️😍👀🫶💖💕🥹💯❤️💕💖😘🥰

[samh0und]

honeymoon ✨

✨ support me on ko-fi

[thegayafrienda-deactivated20250]

"sorry about the dick, I've been told it's something dirty. I thought it was just my accent."

[speckled-jim]

I’m so sorry but

Can’t tell me this isn’t how modern au gentlebeard flirting would go

(Except Stede really didn’t mean to flirt and the double entendre’s totally going over his head)

(Izzy reads this over Ed’s shoulder and has an aneurysm)