if these sheets were the states

twenty-three. bachelor degree in english. harry potter and boybands pretty much rule my life.

[thestartofsomething8059]

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

[subtly-shakespearean]

[covertplantigrade]

[lovecore-gir]

[surrealist-lyricist]

Rose-Colored Boy - Paramore

[strangerscreens]

rose-colored boy / paramore

[croshie]

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

[joebidensanonymous]

they’re becoming self-aware

[memewhore]

[we--are--banditos]

Steve Harrington went from “ya daughter calls me daddy too” to “yeah they call me mom”

[pumpkinspicespooner]

insp

[incorrectprideandprejudicequotes]

Mrs. Bennet: Someone’s coming. Someone you don’t like.

Elizabeth Bennet: That could be anyone.

[insomniac-arrest]

yeh

[fixedhawa]

[holmesandwhatson]

[rainh]

i’m ready to quit school and move to a little ivy-covered cottage in the countryside and do nothing but read and take walks in the woods all day

[zftw-deactivated20210327]

i don’t think there’s a power move more powerful than drinking out of a normal household cup in a place you most certainly should not be. some guy just walked into the library with a literal glass of ice water and i am so intimidated

[replicated-archive]

Everyone: maturing, becoming adults, functioning

Me:

[stretchedoutonthegrass-deactiva]

[buta-whimper]

[a married Elizabeth Bennet is RSVP’ing to a party]

Elizabeth Bennet: [on the phone] Is it ok if I bring my weird roommate?

Mr. Darcy: [from the other side of the room] STOP CALLING ME THAT!

[mjalti]

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…