[badassdemonsword]

A milli

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[actualtree]

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

[coolsadtrash]

[jujutsukaisenwriting]

@kadeart is insane for these 😭🔥🔥

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[were--ralph]

[callali1y]

i have formed a blockade around mad at you island. any vessels attempting to reach the island will be detained at my fortress on in love with you island.

what was that? why is my fortress on in love with you island? i don't- i don't have to answer that

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[sacred-portal]

[jame7t]

dude stop bringing up the guy you ate, nobody cares. you were hungry and it was a morally neutral action we literally do not care

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[janmisali]

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Would U still love me if I was 10 evil serpents reigning over the land

[scorn-system]

10 evil serpents

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

reigning over the land

[snapscube]

Can I interest you in our desert menu?

sure what have u got

[snapscube]

thanks but i’ll pass

[3000s]

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

[sovietunion]

[halfelven]

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this