[matikanetannhauser]

Eat shit and die

mambo

[boredlamb-da]

Visit Original Link

[discordiaazaezal]

So forced regression is hot and all, but like it's also one of the most caring things you could do for another person.

Like, yes darling, I'm aware that you see yourself as a big girl but I care about you too much to ever let you be anything other than my beautiful little girl.

Of course you're a big strong girl sweetheart, but you're too beautiful and wonderful to have to worry about any of those big girl responsibilities.

You are my favorite person in this entire world and there is not a single thing I would not do for you. To prove it, you're going to be made into my child so I can dote on you.

[lithominium]

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

[grimoiremanifest]

☝️Probrlem

[lithominium]

Whats the problem

[grimoiremanifest]

how;get down

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

apparently they almost went with weston

[allidrawscomics]

Baby Name Consultant is the type of job title you'd see people claim to have on HGTV while nitpicking 3 different multi-million dollar houses.

[yokowan]

instant stagnation girl panel 1 doing nothing panel 2 still doing nothing but looks exhausted for some reason

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[lqvras-moved]

#needthat

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[meowsapow]

We can also fuck nasty or whatever

[pussylipgloss]

my brain? lmao i hate that bitch

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Kissing girls is good for mental health.

[meatcutie]

Pretty mouth

this what u want ?

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[probuccalfat]

you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves

[orpheusilver]

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

[orpheusilver]

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[houndmother]

you cant defend the right to change sex without the right to abortion and the right to use drugs and quite frankly the right to suicide and the right to tattoos and piercings and body modifications. you believe in bodily autonomy or you dont.

dont lose your voice by choking on your bigotry.

[losercheshirecat]

some days i genuinely just feel like a perverted freak lesbian but then i remember i am