be crimes, do gay

Ellie She/Her 35 lesbian I love tabletop, elves, and big robots

[spiral-suggestions]

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

[self-proclaimed-himejoshi]

This post is the entire philosophy behind my blog

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[porcelain-dollbones]

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

[blondebrainpowered]

Cat paw prints in the medieval floor tiles of the 12th century CE St Peter Church in Wormleighton, England

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[pencilcomics]

The Dream

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[charliemuskrat]

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[witchdisk]

proud owner of a sonos 5500 ultrasound machine

[aqwult]

[amythewhore]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]