be crimes, do gay

Ellie She/Her 35 lesbian I love tabletop, elves, and big robots

[spiral-suggestions]

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

[witchdisk]

proud owner of a sonos 5500 ultrasound machine

[aqwult]

[amythewhore]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

[valencians]

fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

[trapped--under--rice]

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

This is so American I could CRY

[hogmilked]

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

[captain-price-returns]

Weird how so many countries elected extreme far right leaders and simultaneously all of those countries with said far right leaders are experiencing historic economic collapse.

[galacticsabc]

Go! Rocky, Go!

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/06/11/iran-threatens-elon-musks-companies-in-middle-east-iranian-state-media.html

Iran threatens Elon Musk's companies in Middle East: Iranian state media

Iran will consider all of Elon Musk's companies in the Middle East as military targets as it retaliates against the U.S., Iranian state medi

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[lime-bucket]

[socialistexan]

Not getting a ton of reporting in US news, but the Trump administration is going after donors to Palestine, including going as far as international extradition under the guide of "counterterrorism"

[effemimaniac]

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[chernobog13]

Whoever wrote this still did a better job than AI would have. I vote we have this person write ALL film synopses from now on.

[zooophagous]

America doesn't have a lot of things going for it but I can at least have the consolation prize of being able to say JK Rowling is a horrid cunt who is actively detrimental to human rights worldwide and is too full of herself and myopic to give a shit about anything other than her ego and she can fuck herself up the ass and around the corner and go straight to dogshit Hell and the stupid fucking bitch can't do a single thing about it.