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Instagram: shesaidwellanyway turnthesafetyoff.tumblr.com "You’re all gonna die. Then you’ll be dead for way longer than you’re alive. Like, that’s mostly what you’re ever gonna be. You’re just dead people who haven’t died yet."

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[attainablerecovery]

[softpng]

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

[genre]

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

[godlyicarus]

[stream]

Larry, if we make an effort today, we might be able to save August. Jaws (1975) | dir. Steven Spielberg

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

Rest in Power, Chadwick Boseman 😞

[princessrhcenyra]

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[deebott]

I love it

[owlkinglord]

not trashy at all

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

[thebetterrachel]

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

[kim-jisoo]

No amount of gifsets can ever do this justice.

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[randomslasher]

oh my gosh that last one

[ilovethatforyou]

it’s 2 am, and I’ve been DYING for 20 minutes from ‘Tip: spice up your panic attack with a harmonica’

[elodieunderglass]

We have this one on our fridge. (January 14th 2019, The New Yorker.) it isn’t even funny, it’s just a mood

[oldlunchmeat]

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

[icegrillz-deactivated20191028]

[xspiderfanx]

trickster gods having a dance-off

[yt-memes]

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

[messages-from-paradox-space]

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

[roaringstream]

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

[paper-mario-wiki]

[o-kurwa]

[surgeratesfucko]

ah finally I know what those Victorian dudes at the train movie felt like

[keeganallennews]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[kyary]

would you like to buy some turnips