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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

butineverpromisedyou

Jalex rp

As per usual, I’m looking for Jalex RPS! If anyone is interested hmu on Kik @ stayclosetome

feeling-your-heart-again

contemplatethevoid

edensmidian

klubbhead

I hate English

mornington-the-crescent

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

klubbhead

Fuck you

sweetcharity-archive-deactivate

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

mxfrizzle-deactivated20190807

me @ dinner parties

double06

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

rawrgoesjerran-blog

people with vaginas what are they called again?

firetinasty

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

mallorylrc

whoop there it is

gayrika

jesus fuck

xelbleedsglitter

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.

My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

tinsnip

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

animalbody

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

gay-jesus-probably

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

kremeroyale

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

nullannddvooiid

Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really quiet while we talk about your feelings :)))))) also I’m prescribing you 500 different medicines

My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let’s try taking a nap

exjwthings

My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this hilarious video I know you’d love.

atheistjw

Therapist in media: serious face the whole time

My therapist: *laughs awkwardly*

skirris

therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, “I’m afraid I haven’t [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]”

my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???

my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or you can learn to keep it in balance… you’re my padawan now

mmmm-gross

Actual things my therapist has told me:

“You’re bassicly a glorified sad lizard.” (It makes sense with context)

“Damn girl you need to get your shit together.”

“Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something that isn’t bleach or memes.”

I’ll add more tomorrow after I see her again.

infinitebutthurt

My therapists name is Karen and she has a little print out of that “we can’t all be neurotypical Karen” post on her desk.

Sometimes she prints out shitty memes with positive quotes on them and legitimately forces me to take at least two.

nicopetty

my old therapist: oh SHIT wait look at this, i got it off amazon! *reaches into her purse and whips out a fidget spinner* it GLOWS in the DARK.

galactiicpunk-deactivated202211

i told my therapist once that i played minecraft on peaceful mode to calm myself down and she told me “you need to try putting your brain on peaceful mode”

behind-the-student

My therapist once said to our whole group “ good work today guys honestly I expected us to spend at least 30 minutes just dicking around”

fluidityandgiggles

My therapist asked me to send her links to Sanders Sides and How To ADHD and she constantly asks me for movie recommendations for her and her children. I had to stop her from watching Coraline once.