Rejectamenta

maria. mar. marmalade. mrrh. Aerialist, oddball, occasional artist

[butmostlyunicorns]

Wish I could train in this kind of sunlight more often ☀️😊❤️ #elbowstand #balance #circus #aerialistontheground #sun (at The Monkey Vault Movement Training Centre)

[butmostlyunicorns]

Obligatory New Year new selfie! Best wishes to all you wonderful folks in the 365 days to come (no more, no less)

[bittersuggestion]

I’ve gotten more beautiful since you left me

[enchantedcherry]

[zachsilberberg]

my new oc- bb8 but with lil stick arms & legs

[zachsilberberg]

[zachsilberberg]

[pleatedjeans]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How BB-8 works. (photo via Daniel N.)

[nubbsgalore]

photos by dennis binda, mike segar, orsolya and erlend haarberg, roeselien raimond, dan kitwood, daniel parent, greg schneider and michelle valberg 

[maryberrybitchface]

[butmostlyunicorns]

im sorry if I'm mistaken but are you actually a part of cirque du Soleil?? I'm just really surprised with how many cirque/aerialists are on tumblr??! I'm just excited to see others because I'm trying to get in to cirque myself for acting/aerial hammock; how did you get started?

Woops I just saw this now hello totally not in cirque du soleil. Maybe someday. Still much to learn though! Best of luck with your aerial journey <3

[pissfreak]

the most confusing thing that happens to me at work is customers…gendering drinks?? a woman ordered a java chip frappuccino for her husband and was like “haha its a girly drink for a guy right” and then that same day some guy ordered a drink with extra caramel and whipped cream and was like “oh i guess its obvious this is for my wife and not me lol” LIKE??? ITS A DRINK???? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING!!!!!!

[butmostlyunicorns]

Oh my first thought was when you call out the customers name and they don't pick it up and the other people waiting get invested and they'd be like "MARCUS, COME GET YOUR AMERICANO SHe'S WAITING" that is what "gendered drinks" meant to me

[southernsnowdogs-deactivated201]

[so-humorous]

what a dumb dog, i want 37 of them.

[jortsfan]

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

[butmostlyunicorns]

@patorii THIS IS THÉ ORIGIN STORY OF OUR FRIENDship

[thejogging]

[lordwanjavi]

Congratulations

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1977)

George Lucas to Steven Spieberg (1983)

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1997)

George Lucas to James Cameron (1998)

Marvel Studios to Universal Pictures (2015)

Universal Pictures to “The Force Awakens” Team (2015)

[digikate813]

I really, really like this. It shows that great filmmakers have respect for others in their field. Enough to acknowledge when another film beats a record their own movie set.

[coluring]

proper punctuation can make the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.

[figma-deactivated20161222]

what